Gold

Gold: A fun, loving, outgoing person. Always cheerful and there for you when you need her the most. A Gold is a good friend that you will never want to lose. She's an amazing person inside and out. She's very competitive and kind but mean when not in a good mood. She's also very beautiful. She's usually called goldie, goldilocks or silver. To have and know a Gold is a treasure best kept. Also, she has some bomb ass pussy.

Boy 1: who is that?
Boy 2: oh that's Gold
Boy 1: damn she's bad asf yo
Boy 2: tuhh you ain't gotta say it twice bro

by Smhhh.hh April 17, 2017

Golden Clown Penis

A variation of the clown penis. While giving the basic clown penis, the girl pees on the clown penis, giving the impression that the clown penis is actually the one urinating.

Bob was upset and gave Suzy a clown penis, but she showed him up when she returned the favor with a golden clown penis.

by isabelyarg January 28, 2008

Golden irrigation

To urinate in someone's anus during anal intercourse.

Man are those two doin golden irrigation?! Dude!

by alistairtwoandahalf July 3, 2008

Golden Machinegun

An Internet Meme from the Valve Team Fortress 2 forums. A joke that one can get the Golden Machinegun by unlocking all the achivements . Usually used to throw off "newbies" for laughs.

Newbie: What do I get when I unlock all the achivements?
Experienced Player: Oh you unlock the Golden Machinegun.
Experienced Player2: Yea the Golden Machinegun never runs out of ammo and can kill everyone on the team in one click.
Exprienced Player3: The Golden Machinegun

by donthaveaname May 12, 2009

Gold Leafing

Gold Leafing is a sex act named for type of body paint (Gold Leaf) in which the participants cover themselves in before engaging in various sex acts. It peaked in practice in the 1960's mostly due to it's glorification in the movie "Goldfinger" which featured a very sexy Shirley Eaton covered from head to toe in Gold Leaf body paint. In recent years Gold Leafing has remained popular in red light districts in Asian countries where girls will cover themselves with Gold Leaf Paint and dance before servicing the customer.

When I was in Tokyo on business my hosts took me to a notorious champagne club called "The Lethbridge" and I got an excellent Gold Leafing in the back room by a prostitute it was like I was fucking an Egyptian goddess.

by Bamantha August 23, 2011

Gold Post

Any "Attachment Unavailable" where a video or image should be seen on a social media forum, such as FaceBook. These occur when someone shares someone else's images, video's, etc... but they don't have their permission settings set to "public". Called a Gold Post due to the initials AU, for Attachment Unavailable, which is also the abbreviation for Gold in Latin and on the Periodic Table.

Gray shared Shara's video of the panda mauling the butterfly on her Facebook page, but due to Shara's settings, all I see on Gray's page is a Gold Post.

by wildlobo71 July 11, 2014

golden nut

When a man gets angry at a woman for faking an orgasm, he asks her to suck him off to completion. Then, rather than jizzing into her mouth, he pretends like he's cumming and unleashes a tsunami of piss into her mouth.

Dude1: Yo, did you get with Shaniqua last night?
Dude2: Ya, that bitch faked a Big O on me, so I gave her a nice taste of my golden nut.

by gfaisjdfjjwejo December 15, 2016