goose egg

a zero..nada...nafin'

Slim Shady went for the dunk..came up short and got the goose egg.

by Anonymous September 23, 2003

goosed

to have the mic taken out of u. if someone was to impersonate you in a comedic way. to make fun of.

'youve been goosed'
'don't goose me'
'they are goosing him'

by seren black November 4, 2009

double goose

This is a prank 2 people play on one guy. One guy stands in back of the victim and one stands in front. The guy in back starts by pokeing the victim in the bum hole, the victims response is to squeeze his butt cheeks togeather, which exposes his balls from the front. The person in front now gently whoops the victim's balls, causing great pain. The whole jist of it is to hurt the dude's nuts in a funny way.

"Did you see how bad we double goosed Bob, he fell right the fuck over, hahahaha."

by Herbage SMoker September 5, 2008

Douche Goose

when a guy has a big nose and is a dick and makes weird noises while he is having sexual intercourse.

Justin Bieber is a real douche goose!

by Juju and olive April 14, 2012

Goose tape

When Duct tape is used to seal cracks.

Dude, there's no water getting in through the rusted floor board of my car, I've got it Goose taped real tight!

by Sherry Garrison August 18, 2008

Goose Honk

(1) The act of placing your thumb and forefinger on someone's buttocks and squeezing.
(2) Pinching someone's ass

1: "Will you please quit Goose Honking me?!"

by stickyfingaz69 September 17, 2010

goose honkin

when you get or give a blowjob and the man or woman giving it deepthroats and gags and sounds like a goose flying south for the winter

My wifes mom was goose honkin me while my wife's at work, and she has no clue. I never told her about this until now

by jarebear69 August 3, 2007