goose herpes 

You know how fucking annoying a fucking goose is? You know how you can't get rid of herpes? Now imagine an orney, foul fowl with a bad case of distemper and covered in puss filled herpes sores. That won't go away, that will attach you and thus transmit the goose herpes to you. As your body slowly succumbs to the ravages of disease your hunger for bits of bread only increases along with your hatred of all mankind. Soon the transformation will be complete and you shall know unbounded hatred! HONK!

Damn, that bitch fucking nasty, I wouldn't fuck her with your dick.

Shit, at least she doesn't have goose herpes like your mom.

goose herpes by Maxwell Haus August 26, 2020

Goose Necking 

When the opposite sex comes on to you with normally a opposing sex saying that is taken as Innuendo for something sexual.

my gf and I were watching this movie, discussing how it was about tried alternative sexualities, and got to that line
"HE'S ON OUR TAIL COMING HARD". -Goose Necking over F14

Goose Necking by StragArk September 18, 2020

Goose pooper 

Definition: a term used to describe a person who pokes fun and taunts another sometimes but not always using goose poop on a stick

“Mom was a goose pooper growing up she could always get under my skin.”

Goose pooper by Goose poop expert December 10, 2020

Goose workout 

Apparently a type of workout to Sarah farquad

I’m doing a goose workout

Goose workout by Waytoolegendary December 29, 2020

Goose Egg 

When a Man hits his nut sack off of something and ends up getting a swollen nut for around 2 days.

AHHH I hit my nuts off the corner of the table and now I have a goose egg

Goose Egg by x.Lucaz on insta January 13, 2021

Goose Away 

Shut the fuck up

Pls goose away

Goose Away by spaggetsalad March 9, 2021

goose away 

when the sus girl o-o tells you to stfu

"Hey, how are you"

"Goose away"

goose away by StinkyPoke March 9, 2021