No gifts
No gifts by AlecMadeIt January 22, 2016
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Collateral Gifting
Dad: I just bought the kids a puppy for Christmas.
Mom: Both you and I know you're collateral gifting, honey.
Mom: Both you and I know you're collateral gifting, honey.
Collateral Gifting by TheWizardOfMeh August 15, 2017
Genetically Gifted Urbanite
Genetically Gifted Urbanite by Dolphins Dick 123 September 6, 2019
loochmas gifts
loochmas gifts by DaRealLooch January 14, 2021
Norwegian Giftwrapping
Norwegian Giftwrapping is an ancient Norwegian hunting tradition. It is the act of wrapping your scrotum over a persons mouth, and then putting your anal sphincter over his nose. You then complete the ritual by making an emission of intestinal gas from the anus.
1. "Hey Lars is sleeping, lets give him a Norwegian Giftwrapping!"
2. "I woke my mum with a Norwegian Giftwrapping the other day. She vomited all over the place, it was hysterical!"
2. "I woke my mum with a Norwegian Giftwrapping the other day. She vomited all over the place, it was hysterical!"
Norwegian Giftwrapping by Norwegian Pecker December 24, 2009
giftguilt
The guilt that comes up (especially around Christmas, etc, but also between Birthdays) where one feels that they must buy someone a gift because that person bought THEM a gift.
This is often despite the person's insistence that "Oh, you don't need to get me anything :)", which usually just increases guilt.
This is often despite the person's insistence that "Oh, you don't need to get me anything :)", which usually just increases guilt.
James: Matt bought me a gift.
Calum: That's nice.
James: Yeah, except now I have total giftguilt because I haven't bought him ANYTHING. And I'm nearly out of money...
Calum: That's nice.
James: Yeah, except now I have total giftguilt because I haven't bought him ANYTHING. And I'm nearly out of money...
giftguilt by random1234567890 December 16, 2009