Collateral Gifting

When you buy someone a gift because you're secretly getting it for yourself.

Dad: I just bought the kids a puppy for Christmas.
Mom: Both you and I know you're collateral gifting, honey.

by TheWizardOfMeh August 15, 2017

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Genetically Gifted Urbanite

A nigga guy that’s athletic

He’s a genetically gifted urbanite.

by Dolphins Dick 123 September 6, 2019

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GIFT • gifted • Gift of Gab • gifty • giftie • gift from god • gift giver • Gift Wrap • Giftiicon • gift basket

loochmas gifts

Gifts you get for loochmas. They normally get lost though.

where are my loochmas gifts? I can't find my loochmas gifts.

by DaRealLooch January 14, 2021

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Norwegian Giftwrapping is an ancient Norwegian hunting tradition. It is the act of wrapping your scrotum over a persons mouth, and then putting your anal sphincter over his nose. You then complete the ritual by making an emission of intestinal gas from the anus.

1. "Hey Lars is sleeping, lets give him a Norwegian Giftwrapping!"

2. "I woke my mum with a Norwegian Giftwrapping the other day. She vomited all over the place, it was hysterical!"

by Norwegian Pecker December 24, 2009

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giftguilt

The guilt that comes up (especially around Christmas, etc, but also between Birthdays) where one feels that they must buy someone a gift because that person bought THEM a gift.

This is often despite the person's insistence that "Oh, you don't need to get me anything :)", which usually just increases guilt.

James: Matt bought me a gift.
Calum: That's nice.
James: Yeah, except now I have total giftguilt because I haven't bought him ANYTHING. And I'm nearly out of money...

by random1234567890 December 16, 2009

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giftlift

To steal something and give it to someone as a gift.

Sam giftlifted this book from a public library and gave it to his beloved.

by steevie_b February 1, 2010

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Giftard

a person, genarally a aunt and or grandma that gives a seemingly useless gift to someone that has no real use for the gift, but on rare occasions could be useful to someone else in the vicinity.

headphones gifted to a deaf person.

wow what a giftard!

by peacelovindecoy January 8, 2011

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