guitar

The greatest invention known to man

The guitar is the greatest thing known to man

by Iron Maiden Fan December 26, 2007

guinness

A three-course meal in a glass.

I missed breakfast today so I had a pint of Guinness, which contains all four food groups.

by zabazuve-ha December 5, 2007

grandpas guitars

the term used by Tokie and Skwisgaar for acoustic instruments.

Grandpas guitars are for pussies, and grandpas and I think he knows it.

by not will hensley December 12, 2007

Merchants Guild

The undeterredcultists, following the lectures of the deity called "SsethTzeentach". It will grow by time and ruin the world economy by donating every bit of money to their divine lord.

A warm thanks to the many members of the merchants guild...

by YeetForHarambe January 21, 2021

Guidoune

Prostitute

Osti, ca sent donc ben la guidoune!

J'ai vu une guidoune se laver la plotte dans un abrevoir du parc Lafontaine hier matin!

by kirederf November 22, 2011

Survivor guilt

1. Feeling guilty about having survived a traumatic event e.g war, a tsunami, Black Friday sale opening... A common feature is blaming oneself for not being able to save the others involved.

2. A better way of expressing one's feelings to one's friends, family etc. about feeling good about NOT going with them on something e.g blue hair dye, eating that 3 week old lasagne...

1. Being the only ones from their group returning home from Iraq outside a box Jack and Joe suffered heavily from survivor guilt.

2. Visiting her family at the hospital's food poisoning wing Lisa said she had "survivor guilt" rather than the brains not to eat anything growing mushrooms.

by MommyLina December 18, 2008

guilty jerk

When you masturbate while thinking of somebody you hate, sometimes a celebrity.

Guy 1: You thought about Lindsay Lohan last night?

Guy 2: I know, I hate myself.

And now, because it won't work without it, guilty jerk.

by Alex Stockwell July 31, 2009