green card

In states where it's legal, green cards enable you to get medical marijuana.

"Hey, man, just got my green card, let's get some pot!"

by XeroCint October 31, 2009

Green Gobbler

Desperate lady that will take the Green Goblins Dick Deep

I heard she's a green gobbler

by titfuck69 April 20, 2009

green elixir

1- From the play "Wicked"

Elphaba (the future Wicked Witch of the West) is the illegitimate daughter of her mother and her mother's lover (the future Wizard of Oz). Her skin is green because of a "green elixer" from the lover that her mother drank.

2- A green drink, usually a mixture of green lollipops and Sprite. Often, the one drinking the mixture is accused of being pregnant, much like the Witch's mother in "Wicked."

3- Something ironically scandalous.

- Have another drink, my dark-eyed beauty
I've got one more night left, here in town
So have another drink of green elixir
And we'll have ourselves a little mixer
Have another swallow, little lady,
And follow me down...

- Did you hear about the Wizard? He apparently is the father of the Wicked Witch of the West! That is so green elixir!

- Green elixir again?!?!
Are you pregnant?

by Lanzerr September 19, 2009

Green horn

A person who is new at something./Amateur

I don't want to go the that green horn dentist.

by Maximus P. February 3, 2010

Green Mario

What the uneducated call Luigi, Super Mario's brother.

Does Green Mario have his own games? I'd love to play a Green Mario spinoff game!

by Green Mario October 17, 2017

green weenie

It's what the Marine Corps uses to screw you.

Similar to spinning the Wheel of Misfortune.

Jarhead #1: Mike got involuntarily extended for CAX!

Jarhead #2: Another victim of the green weenie.

by towgunner May 18, 2006

green nigger

this is what americans called irishman when they moved here to America. Originally Irishman were not considered white, but were created equal with black people.

a guy walks down the street in the city looking for dinner and the resturants had signs posted stating no green niggers allowed.

by buck83 January 20, 2007