giraffe munching

Similar to a Rottweiler rug-muncher, the raffe’ muncher gets it’s pleasure from going down on the Penile shaft with a part-time position in engorging oneself in “chocolate-chip cookie dough.” ~this is a male on male exclusive~

“Thanks uncle falcone, but remember, you don’t want anyone calling you a giraffe muncher!”

“Oh my gosh, are you seriously giraffe munching me P Diddy?!”

by Papa al Gaib May 4, 2024

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gigamale

Gigamale is a gender expression. It can be considered as having positive male attributes that are amplified to the billionth unit of measure. It's so masculine that others become more masculine in its presence. Simply being near a gigamale increases your ability to fix a car for example, or hunt or fight. It also includes some liabilities such as being incapable of violence against women, compulsively offering assistance to those in need, and an inability to subscribe to a victim mentality. gigamales are often how a Narcissist would like to be perceived, but they are not because it requires an Internal sense of self respect and respect for others. A gigamale doesn't tend to do things like cry, but it's not because of a lack of emotion or due to ego, it's because be already has reached acceptance of the unalterable and is too busy forcing the improbable to be inevitable. Examples would include beings like the good terminator, Johnny Rico, John Henry, Alexander the great. Patton. Popeye.

Did you hear about the shipwreck of 1974? Many of the males gave up their seats on the lifeboats, luckily a gigamale was able to build enough lifeboats in time for everyone to stay dry!

by Joshamaphone May 6, 2024

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