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when you play board games you bend your gf/bf over the table and f*ck them in the a**
by ma dudes April 26, 2021
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Mexican Jew Games

A competition in which 2 or more champions compete to find coins (preferably 5, 10, 20 and 50 cent pieces). The coins are thrown by the thrower (within a 30m range) onto an oval with a fence around it's perimeter. The winner is the person that has the most monies at the end of the games.
"YES! I won the Mexican Jew Games! I came out of the games with 40 cents!"
by themexicanandthejew February 8, 2014
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GPG (Girls Play Games)

Girls Play Games: When a girl you're seeing/dating is playing games, acting sketchy, making shit up or blatantly lying.
Bro 1: "Bro, she told me she's not sleeping with anyone else, but I caught her texting her ex about coming over"

Bro 2: "What do you expect dude? GPG......"

Bro 1: "she also told me her phone was off but it was lighting up every 10 seconds"

Bro 2: "Yep... GPG"

Bro 1: "She also said she was busy and we couldn't hang out, but i'm hanging out on her couch right now"

Bro 2: "No surprise..... anotha girl, more GPG (Girls Play Games)"
by NDOTP June 8, 2018
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Epic Games Store

Epic Games Store is a product created by the one true king of PC Gaming; Tim Sweeney, Megabillionaire Playboy invented the App as a kryptonite for Steam Shills; Steam is Created by Valve, a company well know for Underage gambling and forced microtransactions.
Ya'll see Borderlands 3 is coming to Epic Games Store?
by John Romero's Bitch June 10, 2019
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Dames before Games

Putting you girlfriend, girl you like before you play video games, & pay more attention to the girl then your game. Remember she will actually love you back. And you might get some;.
Ben: Bro, Did you play MW2 yesterday online?
Kyle: Nah man, Leah was over yesterday.
Ben: Aaaah, Dames before Games.
by Tool. October 21, 2010
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Cool Math Games

A fun game that has no math in it whatsoever. You can play it when your teachers says "Play something educational." That's your cue to play Cool Math Games.
"You may now play an educational game like Cool Math Games, or another educational game."
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Greatest Video Games Of All Time

I'm inclined to say Double Dragon
I haven't played double dragon since before the USSR broke up.
by Gumba Gumba March 15, 2004
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