Fuck boy

Some boy who is weak to pussy.
And he is a fuckin idiot
And he is going to destroy your life

Emma: He is so beautiful, I love him.
Julia: NO!!! He is a FUCK BOY, don't do this

by effyfromnowhere June 17, 2017

Fuck Boy

So many Fuck Boy definitions focus on the relationships typical of a Fuck Boy. But his essence is so much more than that. A Fuck Boy's state of mind is just as much what it is as what it is not. The Fuck Boy does "cool" things. He may lift weights, play an instrument, dress or dance well, or act aloof or interesting. These are only symptoms. They come not from a place of sincerity, but insecurity. There is a hollowness behind his actions that reveal a lack of understanding of his place in the world. Somewhere deep inside there is an existential crisis that he is unable to resolve, or perhaps never knew he even had. His psyche is a simultaneously filled with illusions of pleasure yet devoid of true purpose. On the plus side he's pretty good at skincare.

The person described in "Pretty Fly (for a White Guy)?" Fuck boy. 80's hair "metal" bands? Fuck boys. The gangs from West Side Story? Fuck boys. Overly clean (or dirty) white guy with dreads, a guitar, and a false sense of wisdom? Fuck boy. Run the Jewels? Decidedly NOT fuck boys. Gene Kelly? Nah, that dude's the real fucking deal.

*Man walks in with his chest puffed out, chin up in a rehearsed "Alpha male" position. His arms are ripped, but his legs are skinny. His daily skincare routine clearly takes hours. His eyes hungrily dart from breast to breast, yet deep inside there is a void, a pit that, try as he might, he can never fill. Basic bitches posture, incels look on with misplaced reverence and envy. You, dear reader, see through it all.*

"Who's the Fuck Boy?

by The River Walker February 16, 2021

Fuck boy

fuckboy

A or THE fuck boy usually goes by the name of Lozza or Gone Bush. Thinks he’s gods gift to women. Actually a narcissist.

by Justanotherdumbgal September 23, 2019

Fuck boy

The opposite of Rick Astley. A fuck boy will probably give up up and let you down. He’ll probably run around and desert you. You will not be together forever.

The guy I met on tinder seemed really nice, but I worry he might be a total fuck boy.

by AskRick June 10, 2018

Fuck boy

Jasper Adrian Oliver Van Veen

“I’ve got so many girls lined up for me”
Wow Jasper what a lil fuck boy

by Smellybastard December 15, 2021

Fuck Boy

A.K.A being a Hirbod (verb) - To be a Hirbod/Fuck Boy - the act of being a pagan can be a similar description - the state of being a cunt to a fellow friend or acquaintance by degrading them in a sarcastic tone or manner - or by making fun of them - an act of bullying

"Oi allow it man, stop being a Hirbod, that's bare deep"

"Why you gonna be a fuck boy for?" " WHAT?! don't call me a Hirbod, that's bare deep"

by Nerokidz March 28, 2016

Fuck Boy

a guy named Shalom

this fuckin fuck boy, he’s a head ass

by unknownGG5000 February 16, 2024