Tongue Kung Fu

The art of eating ass, only after climbing the proper ranks through training.

Mike - Do you you eat ass?
Dave- I've eaten so much ass, I've mastered the art of Tongue Kung Fu.

by TheChamp2002 June 08, 2018

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Smuma Fu

Word that titles one who is a fool or idiot. It can also be used for labeling weird animals or unidentifiable things.

1. "You are such a Smuma Fu!"
2. "Look at that little Smuma Fu!"

by SSJ4 AKA Rene Santiago October 19, 2007

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Remote Fu

That one TAWOG game where the family ruthlessly anime fight each other to get the TV remote and watch their favourite show.

I just played Remote Fu for an hour and now my hands hurt really bad.

by FalseHazard March 25, 2020

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Kitty Fu

1. A Cat Uses To Beat A Dogs Ass For Barking To Loud.

2. A Fight That Makes You Think This World Between Cats Is.. Fucked Up.

3. Despite A Reason, Kitty Fu Is That Cat Style Fight That Saves You In Mid Karate Classes.

4. A Word That Was Never A Thing Until I Posted This.

5. Maybe A Word When Kitties Have That Annoying Claw Bap When You Piss Them Off.

"Did You See That Cat? He Got Kitty Fu Skills And I'm Amazed!"

"The Cat Kitty Fu'ed When That Dog Came About."

"Kitty Fu!!!!!"

by Retched Fox June 30, 2019

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