frathrrylol

literally one of my favorite mutuals! she is so funny and i love her so much!

“omg do you follow frathrrylol?”

“no i don’t think so”

“YOU NEED TO OR ELSE”

by cutthatalwaysbleeds June 10, 2021

fathandedness

The affliction of having chubby or cumbersome – but not necessarily large – hands, making everyday manual tasks more complicated.

I tried to rescue your engagement ring from the plughole but my fathandedness wouldn't allow it.

by ztubbz July 12, 2010

father andy

A guy who acts really tough but he actually is a big softie. He is musical although he doesn't play an instrument. He also may think he has Tourette's but he just swears a lot.

Person1: Aw he's such a legend. But he swears a lot!

Person2: Yeah must be Father Andy!

by Musicaltheatre4444 January 2, 2014

Father Fever

Wanting to be a dad really bad.

"I have been wanting kids for a really long time, I have father fever!"

by shuknowwhtimean August 31, 2015

father-out-law

When unmarried, your significant other's father.

I'm going to get dinner with my father-out-law tonight.

by pyba May 4, 2016

fatherhoodwinked

When a woman tells a man that he's responsible for knocking her up, but later he finds out that he won't be a father because she wasn't really pregnant, he doesn't have a positive DNA match, or his baby's mama advises him to stay the hell away from her and their child.

First defined by an expecting father in Senn, a MMA romance novel by Lane Hart.

Abby told me she was pregnant , and then, when I was about to go out and buy some baby shit, she said it wasn't mine. I can't believe she fatherhoodwinked me like that!

by lanehart August 17, 2016

Father Frost

Santa Claus

Me: All I want this year is a Bumblebee Transformer.

Father Frost: Alright, you've got it.

by Rara Sh. July 11, 2016