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foster cock

how one would refer to something they dislike.
by VD-WHiZ August 11, 2003
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fisherprice gangsta

Simalar to a gangsta, a Fisherprice gangsta believes that they are the shit and can overpower everybody. However, unlike the traditional gangsta a Fisherprice gangsta is a total moron who can not perform any of the tasks of a true gangsta. A Fisherprice gangsta is the synonym to a poser and the antonym of a true gangsta.
If you have ever seen the movie Malibu's Most Wanted, you've seen many Fisherprice gangstas.
by Paul9 July 18, 2007
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Fisher College

Abbreviation for the Max M. Fisher College of Business - The Ohio State University. A Big Ten business school and top-tier MBA program.
New England native: My brother went to Fisher College

Yankees fan: I've tailgated at the horseshoe right next to Fisher. I heard Steinbrenner gave a boatload of cash to Ohio State for the naming rights on the stadium.

New England native: Oh no, it's a small private school in bean town. At the time my parents thought $39,000 per year was a good value.

Yankees fan: Ya didn't really think that one through.
by Collegefootballer March 15, 2011
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fisherman's dozen

Unlike a baker's dozen, which is 13, the fisherman's tendency to boast and lie means the fisherman's dozen is 9 fish.

Similarly, the fisherman's foot is a fish that isn't really a foot long, even after the fisherman steps on it.
"Yo, Cyrus, how'd you do out there? You fool any big ones?"

"Eh, not bad, Lem. I caught a dozen, and four of 'em were over a foot long!"

"Tell me, lad, do you mean a fisherman's dozen, and a fisherman's foot long?"

"You saw right through me, Lem, but they'll fry up nice."
by Oliver Faltz December 23, 2011
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yellow tail fisherman

Usually refers to native island men that chase/pursue white females visiting/vacationing the islands (Jamaica, Bahamas, Nevis, etc). The conquest is often considered a status symbol for the islander men.
Nigel, a yellow tail fisherman on Nassau, has tagged and released four white girls this season so far!
by TruthCommittee November 9, 2010
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Jodie Foster

When you vomit into your partners anus, causing them to defecate their fecal matter as well as your own puke back onto your face.
After sex, my girl screamed, "give me a Jodie Foster!"
by Reach Around Sundae June 1, 2009
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Foster

A condition in which a person has trouble either catching, or maintaining possession of an item. Usually refers to a pigskin, football or the "rock" but can be applied to dropping Momma's fine china on Thanksgiving Day or dropping a condom behind the headboard during application prior to coitus.

Stems from the word "Fumble" in football, in which a player loses possession of the football. Almost always occurs during moments of acute stress specifically when the desired end-state of a situation is within the grasp of an individual but then victory slips through the fingers of the fostering individual resulting in disaster.

Other forms:Foster, Fostered, fostering
Fostering is not limited to sports:

1) Dude why did you just foster the Christmas turkey on the floor? Now we gotta eat spam covered with brown sugar instead.

2)All he had to do was juke the Florida Safety and he would have had 6!!! But he lost his emotions and effing tossed the ball into the stands, fostering the game away.
Game over, Florida Tatters our windsock again...

3) Fuck, I just fostered my Myoplex shake all over my denim shorts!!!
by Cy Simon October 4, 2008
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