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Forestia

An impoverished older female who seeks attention and validation online from usually younger guys by constantly feigning victim. Low intelligence and psychotic babble are hallmarks as such a person has little working knowledge of anything but self.
I was chatting online the other day when some weirdo chic starts telling me her story of being digitally raped.

Guy 2
Oh yeah? Whatd she look like?

Guy1
Old dame with ratty hair. Looked like she been living in a cave.

Guy2

Uh huh. What else she say?

Guy1 she all but begged me to feel sorry for her then started rambling about boys.

Guy 2
Sounds like a lady forestia...

Guy1
Yea probably was, given all the lies and victim cards.
by WhoWillYouBlameItOnNext November 25, 2018
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Carolina Forest

The ultimate trap for Yankees that want to live in Myrtle Beach, South Carolina. There are very few locals living there. It is also filled with very pretty women (and extremely ugly ones.) There are loads of retirees, and there is a crap ton of violence.

It is a constantly developing community, and is currently under the eye for becoming its own city (it is, as of now, part of The City of Myrtle Beach). Which probably won't happen any time soon.

The school-agers in this area attend the Carolina Forest Highschool, Carolina Forest Elementary, Ocean Bay Elementary, Ocean Bay Middle, and soon to be River Oaks Elementary. (There are a lot of people.)

It isn't recommended that you move here; the school systems are shitty and there are so many people here. However, if you do, there are benefits. You get to live in the 'burbs, you have loads of city-type things near you (restaurants, gas stations, shopping centers, schools, dry cleaning services, car dealerships, and loads of other stuff.

In addition to the numerous amounts of Yankees and other people, there are a lot of College-Level students that rent houses in Carolina Forest, most often with other people, instead of living in a dorm room. These students usually go to either Coastal Carolina University, or Horry Georgetown Technical College.
Yo, I went down to Myrtle Beach for Spring Break, and I saw all these 'burbs in Carolina Forest!
by Pseudonomous Clyde January 8, 2012
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Dylan Forester

Dylan Forester

Normaly has an incredible amount of endurance.
Most are deep thinkers who can help others but not them selves.
In 1200BC there is a Reference to the name as being a Vampire. He who killed hundreds of men in the battle against a currupt society ran by demoic Angels. His eyes change colors to the shape of his mood.
"Dude Dylan Forester's eyes just got really bright!"
"That means hes either gonna kill you, or kiss you"
"RUN!"
by 3455432 November 20, 2011
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Dirty forest

un-maintained bush
Man I wouldn't tap that dirty forest with your dick!
by Oversplenation May 30, 2018
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Forest View High School

Forest View High School is part of Township High School District #214. It ran as a traditional 4-year public high school from 1963-1986. The school colors were black, gold, and silver, and the school mascot was the falcon. Today, it is the central administration offices for Township High School District #214 and home to the district's Newcomer Center, Vanguard School, and Forest View Alternative School.
Forest View High School closed due to declining enrollment in 1986.
by Catlady21 March 19, 2010
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epping forest

lots of women have'em, big furry pants
by haydn June 5, 2004
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Forest Lake

A city in Washington County, MN. Situated between I-35 and Hwy 61, it has found a niche as a rest stop city - filled with gas stations (at one point this town of 14,000 had two Holidays and four Super Americas) and fast food restaurants.

Is referred to by the population as Flaketown. Which is quite apt at describing the people, as well as the paint on the traffic signs.

The population is mostly white, with a handful of other ethnicities represented sparingly. This results in a substantial proportion of the student body being incredibly racist. Of course, the town is close enough to the Twin Cities where the rest of the student body ends up being priss and politically correct to a disgusting degree. The few who fall in between the two insane ideologies are generally left friendless (but don't worry, they'll go to college out of state and make something of themselves)

Most graduates of Forest Lake High School will end up at Century College in Mahtomedi, MN - the nearest community college. The politically correct-minded will end up at U of M Twin Cities or UMD, or one of the 'in the middle of nowhere' UW schools. Few will escape to bigger and better places and they will never look back.

Since there's nothing to do in town, lots of people get wasted and high. Mostly in public, like at the skatepark or at the dump of a movie theater. This is why anyone with a brain gets out of Flaketown while they still can.
Guy: Alright! Duluth roadtrip! Let's stop at the Forest Lake Burger King before we go since it's on the way!

Flaker 1: Dude, what do you want to do?
Flaker 2: Let's get high.
Flaker 1: Sounds good, I'm failing every class anyway.
Flaker 2: Wanna get high IN class?
Flaker 1: I love you man.
by P1ntsize_Anthro December 30, 2010
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