Finger rule

A rule for determining a woman's worth during a hookup. One finger is a gift from above, two fingers is a perfect fit, three or more and you've got a whore.

"The finger rule lets me know that this girl was a gift from above, I could barely fit one finger in there"

by HawaiianHigh August 21, 2008

Middle finger

Basically means, fuck off, I dont give a damn

Random guy: you're so ugly omg why are you even here
Girl: fuck off *shows him the middle finger*

by lolimabitch June 2, 2013

finger thumbed

The act of an recieving an old-fashion while sporting a small and flaccid penis. Because the penis is so minute and non-erect, the person giving the hand job needs only to use their finger and thumb. Getting finger thumbed often leads to awkwardness, embarrassment, and feelings of inadequacy.

BB1: Hey man, what happened last night with that chick... did you give her that hot beef injection or hardly-working?
BB2: Naw I wish... I couldn't get hard and just got finger thumbed.

by sweet-thickness December 20, 2010

finger biscuit

The art of farting into your hand, cupping it and thowing it at an unsuspecting persons nose.

I just threw a finger biscuit at the back seat passengers.

by Gunns March 19, 2008

finger my skippy

When someone puts a finger in your ass.

Forget the foreplay, finger my skippy.

by your mom inc July 30, 2006

Finger Licking Good

When something is so deliciously awesome that you have to lick your fingers upon finshing it to get the full extravagance of the taste.

Sally: "Mmmm Catherine This Chicken Sure Is Finger Licking Good"
Catherine: "Thats Sweet home Dawg, Lick Your Fingers Then"
Sally: "Word!"

by QuadrupleAwesomeness October 8, 2008

two finger mexican oil change

The sexual act of placing a finger in your female sexual partners anal canal and vaginal canal simultaneosly to check her viscosity of either entrance. Then as the mechanic on duty you determine if she is a quart low and you give it her anally or vaginally after you attain the proper lubrication on your dipstick.

Lastnight as a part of foreplay I gave Jane a "two finger mexican oil change prior to having sex"

by Dave Winkelman December 12, 2007