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floobs

Lack of breast on any woman...

Compound word of FLAT chested and boobs.

Like "damn she is hot but she has a nice set of floobs"
She is hot but has a great set of floobs!
by dirtyrob August 4, 2010
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Floo Network

In the Harry Potter books, it's what wizard use to get from place to place. They throw some Floo Powder into their fireplace and say the name of the location in which they wish to travel. This is not the only form of transportation though, as wizards also use Apparition, Portkeys, and Broomsticks, flying Ford Anglia cars, flying motorcycles, and Thestrals.
Let's use the Floo Network to get to Diagon Ally today. I'm too lazy to apparate.
by HP FAN. August 1, 2011
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Floof

1) To Floof
The ability to fail at a moments notice, for no better reason than being fluffy, and receiving no repercussions.

2) A Floof
A person who can fail at a moments notice, for no better reason than being fluffy, and receiving no repercussions.

3) A Floofer
A person with the ability to disguise another persons failures, maintaining their own and the other persons full fluff. (Can be a 'Simi-Floofer' by only maintaining ones reputation, yet still tarnishing the other person's)

4) Professional Floofing
Demand a wage or a rise in status regardless of incompetence or any number of floofing moments.
Can be for themselves or anyone beneath them but one must maintain Full Floof, there can be no 'Semi-Professional Floofers'.

5) De-Floof
An active movement, determined to catch and destroy all Floof. replace 'To Floof' with 'To De-Floof' and thus forth.
Leon: Wow, cant believe you managed to 'Floof' on that one.

Sparticus: You don't even know, Ivo's a serious 'Floof' and he even managed to wangle his friend out of this one.

Leon: Wow, What a Super Floofer, one day he'll be Pro.

Sparticus: Yeah, but he better hope Frankie doesn'y find out, shes a serious De-Floofer
by SquiggleDS November 14, 2012
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Floof

Verb, The act of doing someone else's cocaine
Did that guy just floof me? I worked so hard to afford all that cocaine and some randy just.. snorted it...
by coolest fox alive !!! August 22, 2016
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flodging

The combination of flaking and dodging. When someone no-shows an obligation and duck your phone calls, texts, etc.
Dave was supposed to DJ at 9 tonight but he's flodging.
by 09090909 August 31, 2015
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Floofer

A man that sniffs a womans warm bicycle seat.
On the hottest of days, Floofers will be on the prowl.
by Vektor December 8, 2003
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floodle

Joe:you floodle
Holly:no im not
by Brian Summers March 10, 2007
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