emotional tsunami

emotional tsunami: when a person that you were is a serious relationship keeps coming into your life full force trying to rekindle...then leaves just as quickly.... then repeats

Carol and Rob were together for a year, when they broke up Rob kept coming back emotionally tsunaming Carol for full year after that......

Or:

Carol finally realized she was being emotinally tsunamied and never spoke to Rob again...

by Lisa January 12, 2005

Emotional Cancer Leach

A vindictive female of the species

Man 1: " Im really having problems with my gf"
Man 2 " Get rid of her, she's an Emotional Cancer Leach"

by Baggamuss January 30, 2008

bootiriforous eminations

The result of an unfortunate, sudden release of gas by a friend or acquaintence, which is often found to be humorous.

***Frrrrrt*** sound in the room... Waldo says, "did you hear that Maury?"..

Maury says, "sure did!!"..

Waldo says,"Wow, were those bootiriforous eminations or what?!!!"

by Ridiculous June 29, 2003

The Emotional Hokey Pokey

You put your emotions in. You take your emotions out. You put your emotions in and they get shaken all about. You do the emotional hokey pokey and you're left down and out. That's why you're sad not glad.

Mark decided that he should express his feelings to a girl he liked and in doing so she made him do the emotional hokey pokey and it left him mad and confused.

by Wason Jertz December 9, 2008

weaponized emotional instability

When women use their rollercoaster of feelings to manipulate men.

Jessie starting sobbing when Bobby glanced at another girl. Bobby willing to do anything to get her to stop crying offered to buy her something at the store accross the street. Jessie's emotions were real but rather than mature and stive for mental health, she preferred her weaponized emotional instability to get Bobby to buy her stuff.

by Joe Lavode May 17, 2018

Emotional Fluffer

A girl who thinks she is dating a man with boyfriend potential only to find out all of her hard work is only prepping him for a another woman, whom he wil actually commit to.

I thought we were going to start dating exclusicely, until he stopped calling and made it official with another woman. I was an emotional fluffer.

by flowergrl May 23, 2010

emotional cheating

It's not a thing.
Or, breaking up with someone for the sole reason you dont like and/ or, they stress you out and the feelings are over.
A term used by a dumb ex.

"That's emotional cheating,"

by THIS IS A JOKE IM SORRY November 13, 2017