eve blunden

a smelly bitch with a nut allergy

ew it’s eve blunden she’s so weird get away

by delilah mchugh September 14, 2020

Apple and Eve

When your girlfriend fucks up your mind so badly that you think you're her.

I don't know what she fed me but now I think I'm her now, what an apple and Eve mindfuck.

by Ernit April 28, 2023

Eve Baker

The best person to ever exist and Eve Baker is also really attractive.

chad: wow look at her!
alex: thats eve baker!

by totallynotkylie November 26, 2020

Adam & Eve Shit

Adam and Eve were true lovers who loved each other so damn much they couldn’t give a damn if anyone saw that they nude with each other 24/7

“Did you hear? Rebecca and Steven walked around campus in the nude today!”

“Man, that is some Adam & Eve shit”

by HeathDickens02 March 27, 2024

Christmas Eve Blowjob

The time honored tradition of performing fellatio on a loved one under a lit Christmas tree on Christmas Eve in honor of the spirit of giving and holiday stress relief.

Variant 1: Christmas Eve Facial: special version of the Christmas Eve Blowjob that ends with the giver being frosted like a sugar cookie.

Santa: "Merry Christmas to all, and to all a mouthful!"

Ladies everywhere: "I can't wait to get my mouthful with this Christmas Eve blowjob!"

by Oral Hershiser December 25, 2024

Marie-eve

The name given to amazing women.

Marie-eve is a super-supervisor!

by Aspericgus November 25, 2021

eve nig apple

An amazing person that is so cool they make the haters jealous.

You are an eve nig apple

by Person August 13, 2017