to grab a drunk

to get completelly wasted to the point of no recolection of the night

"What are we going do tonight?"
"We are going to grab a drunk, Karen!"

"What happend why are u tired?"
"Oh, I grabbed a drunk last night."

by propuh November 9, 2019

Movie Drunk

The stumbling, disoriented feeling that overcomes a person attempting to negotiate the crowded exits of a darkened movie theatre.

Larry acted like a Movie Drunk as he clumsily held on to the railings while trying to exit the pitch-black theatre.

by KEKO_JONES September 5, 2011

drunk belly

Often following a night of intense inebriation, this condition is characterized by feelings of extreme nausea and wanting to vomit but being incapable of doing so as well as constant motion sickness even with the thought of movement. Fortunately, drunk belly is curable, usually after consuming a hearty, carb-heavy meal and lots of water.

Want to go to the gym Kelsey?

No dude, I have drunk belly. The idea of even moving makes me want to ralph on your face right now.

by jamesjoyceismybf September 25, 2010

protest drunk

When you have to do something you don't want to do so you fully commit to hating it and get very drunk in protest, generally to blackout levels.

"Yeah, he made me watch a movie I didn't want to and after the first scene I knew I was gonna get protest drunk."
-Audrey

by Barnburner3 June 30, 2017

drunk-debit

Using a credit or debit card while intoxicated. Often happens when you're so drunk you don't remember how much you spent.

I'm never drinking that much again; I had way too many drunk-debits last night.

I gotta go to the bank to make a deposit to cover all my drunk-debits from last night.

by PlainJane08 June 23, 2009

thong drunk

When you get so wasted, end up outside a bar/club on the curb with your head between your legs and thong half way up the back.

Girl.... look at her! She is thong drunk!

by G0ochie August 22, 2017

Porch Drunk

The state of being so intoxicated one is nearly "pickled". It comes from sitting on a porch all day long and into the night while steadily drinking alcholic beverages.
Porch Drunkeness usually occurs in trailer parks, urban housing projects and backwoods locales.

"Did you see Cletus out in front of his double wide? He looked like a homeless wino."

"Yeah, he was out there early this morning too. He's porch drunk."

by pinkibis1 January 7, 2012