drexting

The act of text messaging while driving a motor vehicle.

Person#1 text: Did you hear about the lunar eclipse today?
Person#2 text: Yeah it was visible I. Turkey this morning
Person#1 text: Aww, it was even visible in North America
Person#2 text: Noor
Person#1 text: Omg, STOP DREXTING!!

by Pinkvs June 15, 2011

Driathlon

Alcohol free January.

He's doing the Iron Man Driathlon . . . New Years Day to the end of Lent.

by Sami Clemens February 14, 2013

Drift Lumber

A subset of driftwood including the remains of man-made wooden objects, such as, buildings and their contents washed into the sea during storms, wooden objects discarded into the water from shore, dropped dunnage or lost cargo from ships (jetsam), and the remains of shipwrecked wooden ships and boats (flotsam).

There is a lot of drift lumber on this beach.

by Athowhen October 20, 2012

drext

The process of sending a text message when the sender is intoxicated.

May or may not be remembered by the sender, but is usually found out later, and can be quite humiliating. Often regretted by the sender when he or she sobers up.

Similar to a "sext."

1) Dude, she was totally off the wall. Her drexts started just after the bars closed. I wonder if she meant em??
2) Stacy, can u believe these drexts Justin sent? Hes not gettin any for a while.

by just4today February 14, 2014

drity clamper

It's when one person or persons defecates in a vagina then clamp it in and when the penis is entered it squeezes feces Out on both sides

Watch what you say or I will give you a drity clamper while you are passed out drunk.

by Nighgen December 18, 2015

drift z

A Nissan z car (350z) that is missing panels, may be spray painted or multiple different colors. Loud, obnoxious and usually all around shitty. Probably has a fanboy tow hook and no interior. The drivers of drift z's are very proud of their piece of shit and think it is cool. It is impossible to drive a drift z like a normal human being. Drift z owners may refer to themselves as hoonigans which is a synonym for douchbag.

bitches love a guy with a drift z

by TomDanks January 5, 2016

Driet

The Driet is a drinking diet. The Driet is designed to help reduce alcohol intake if a person thinks he/she may be drinking in excess. Just like a food diet, the Driet is not about giving up alcohol altogether, but about developing a better understanding of drinking and reducing alcohol intake to a more healthy level.

Person 1: Why are you only having one glass of wine tonight?
Person 2: Because I’m on the Driet

by drietcampaign March 19, 2016