American people think not eating bread will make 'em lose weight. How 'bout doing something that works, like gettin' off ya freaking jello tush and work out?
A fast. All you do is drink this lemonade drink you make and drink it for ten days and you lose about 15 to 20lbs. Beyonce used it to lose a lot of weight really fast for her movie, Dream Girls. It also flushes out all of the horrible toxins we have in our bodies.
Girl 1:"I need to lose 15lbs for my pool partynext month"
Girl 2:"go on the lemonade diet"
The opposite of just about any diet. Eating whatever you want and generally relying on your metabolism to keep you fit.
"Man, I've lost 1O lbs on this new diet I started!"
"Dang dude, I've tried so many different diets, what's yours called?"
"The Fatkins Diet."
"Fatkins? What do you eat?"
"Mostly Mountain Dew and candy."
The DJ Diet, as it's commonly referred to among members of the EDM scene, consists of long periods of time without sleep, drugs as sustenance, and (usually extremely unhealthy) food whenever you're finally hungry, if it's around at all.
Obviously this is a very unhealthy way to live, but when one speaks of the DJ Diet, they do so with an ironic and undeserved sense of accomplishment and self-worth.
"Man, you look tired."
"Yea dude, been on the DJ Diet for like a week. Time for a cheeseburger and a nap, then it's back to work."