dangler

dangloids in ya grill

dangles for danglers

by mishmasta July 22, 2003

dangler

Someone that is always short of funds but manages to go out and have a good time because s/he "dangles" off the annoyed generosity of friends and colleagues.

Billy Bob comes in here looking like a big-timer be he's nothing short of a dangler.

by thaddeus February 5, 2004

dangle

To hang oneself (in other words, "dangling" by a rope, scarf, bedsheet, ceiling fan or curtain pull, towel...the options are endless!).

Speaker 1:"BOOHOOHOO THE WORLD IS SO UNFAIR NOBODY TAKES ME SERIOUSLY AND MY DADDY THINKS I'M FAT"

Speaker 2:"You know, you're right. You should go dangle."

by Brawny McBones February 19, 2008

dangler

When you are left in a position guessing what is going to happen.

While watching a TV show, and it's getting REALLY good, and it says "To be continued" and just fucks you over, and then you say "Fuck that show just left a fucking dangler for me."

by ChaseM October 25, 2007

dangle

The fat that hangs over the top of your pants i.e. love handles. Being a fat fuck. Eating profusly.

My goodness my dangles are quiet noticeable in this outfit.

That dude is a dangle.

Fuck my diet...I'm danglin out tonight.

That chickin looks danglin good.

I'm going to the gym to work on my dangle.

by Malone the Cabbage Farmer August 10, 2004

dangledorph

That thing you found under your moms bed that smells like low tide and burnt KY jelly.

was looking for the cat today and found my moms dangledorph in the dishwasher, it was at least 14 inches long and 4 inches around.

by Captain Bendeco June 25, 2016

dangledong

when you can't get a rock solid hard on no matter how much porn you watch but is 13 feet long. this makes the worthless sh-meat dangle outside your pants. the origins come from as early as 1486 A.C. when a man named fuckhorse saw dick at age 50 and went: "damn I have a fucking dangledong! how do i pound now?" word spread and he became known as the virgin lord as no woman ever fucked him at that point. today we still carry on the saying knowing it will ruin that persons manhood

- that dangledong is worse than my fixed dogs ballsack
- your just a fucking dangledong!

by longdong pounder April 19, 2021