dakota

some dumb idiot who simp for mario the god damn italian plumber

dakota wanna do games no am talking maria

by Robloxiansexdoll420 July 5, 2020

Dakota

Dakota is so sexy and incredible. no one should ever leave a Dakota. if you do, it is most likely you sit around in glen iris for the rest of your life regretting your decision because you must be a loser if you leave a Dakota. rip them because Dakota is super awesome and succeeding in life

a: where does someone who left a Dakota live
b: probably somewhere boring like glen iris

by Bianca_newyorkcity August 20, 2021

dakota

If you meet someone named Dakota, be their friend INSTANTLY. Dakota’s are kind, caring , and will love you until the day that you die. Even if they don’t tell you, they love you. They will give you handmade items that they took a month to make to show that they love you. They never say if you make them sad, so check up in them every once-in a-while. A Dakota makes you laugh and smile so hard that your face hurts. Dakotas are special (in a good way), but they don’t know it. They go through their own battles, yet somehow they always find time and strength to fight yours, too. Their jokes are literally the best. Their stories are the best. Their friendliness makes you become friends with them instantly. Dakotas are other halves, other siblings… Don’t ever let a Dakota go, they are not something you want to have in your life.

Dakota: It might not be good, but I made something for you.

Me: Thank you!!!!!!!!!!!! *I LOVE it*

by ItIsReallyMe May 25, 2025

North Dakota Snow Owl

Obtaining the drug Cocaine and pouring the powder into a Butthole. Once the powder is in the butthole allow someone to proceed to snort it from butthole. As the person or persons get close to snorting, FART. Covering the person or persons face with the cocaine. When they open their eyes after being covered they will now take the appearance of a North Dakota Snow Owl.

Bro.. you want a North Dakota Snow Owl??

by Seth Schuerings December 30, 2023

Dakota

A little man with a big cock.

Very good in bed

Dakota is a little man

by anonymous January 28, 2022

dakotaing

To see incessantly consider how mundane every day things pertain to Battletech.

Dakota brought up Battletech thirteen times at lunch today, he's really dakotaing lately.

by Chay Comas March 30, 2023

Dakota

Dakota is an outstanding and smart girl with beautiful eyes and a nice body she is nice but can be mean if she doesn't like you. Her smile lights up the room. She can be freaky if she really likes you. She is always crushing on someone. She is a quiet person but can beat a bitch up if she wanted to

Person 1: Wow she looks so nice!

Person 2: yeah she's a Dakota.

by 3eaning6 November 23, 2021