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A place which is supposed to be used for finding actual meanings, but is used by dumb fucks to state their worthless opinions and to troll
who needs an example? look around urban dictionary!
by FOWLERBULLDOGG $K NK 559 624 September 18, 2010
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Urban dictionary effect

The use of obscure slang terms simply because you discovered them on urban dictionary and feel they are so awesome they must be worked into a conversation somehow.
"Dude imma go play Russian Toilette"
"How do you know? Do you have psychic toiletpaper senses? No, you're just suffering from the urban dictionary effect.
by pseudonym0000000 May 22, 2011
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Urban Dictionary Texting

Going on urban dictionary and hitting the random button. What ever word shows up use it in a sentence to text someone. Do this repeatedly
Girl: were u urban dictionary texting me last night?

Guy: nope must be a coincidence.
by Thedude July 26, 2012
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Urban Dictionary

"Mate, that Urban Dictionary website is like Bible but with swagger."
by Lidster June 12, 2012
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Urban Dictionary

A site where 90% of the definitions have a tag or comment about sex.
Quote from iPad

"Apple's revolutionary new sanitary napkin device for females. The iPad senses when it's that time of the month and automatically sends a message to a pre-programmed phone number, letting your man know that he's not getting sex tonight. Sensors tuned in to your brainwaves can accurately forecast your mood up to 12 hours in advance, automatically queueing up The Notebook in your Netflix video on demand while simultaneously ordering chocolate to be delivered to your front door.

Forget tampons. Try the iPad today!
Andre: ...it was seriously the biggest fish I have ever caught dude - hang on I got a text. Oh fuck.

Tim: What's going on today?

Andre: I just got a message from my wife's iPad. It's forecasting her mood as "Nazi bitch".

Tim: Dude, I would not want to be you.

Andre: Yeah, can I spend the night on your couch?"

Why do most definitions on Urban dictionary involve sex
by Brandon:P July 5, 2012
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Urban Dictionary

A great site to look up Internet slang. However, the editors are idiots that hardly ever publish anything anyone sends them.
And yes, I know this will not get published.
Girl: I sent a definition to Urban Dictionary.
Guy: Cool, but the stupid editors will never publish it.
by EmeraldCat September 4, 2013
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The site you're on right now.
You can search up any word you want to know the meaning of on Urban Dictionary. You can also define your own word.
by fhk x3 April 12, 2017
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