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Get the DILF mug.What a stay at home Dad does for your Mom after she gets home from a long day at the Nuclear-Brain-Cancer-Research-STEM-Field-Lab.
Daughter: Hey Dad, can we play fortnite?
DILF: Not now, kid. Gotta do my dilf chores for your Mom, she had another long day at the Nuclear-Brain-Cancer-Research-STEM-Field-Lab. We can play fortnite in 6 to 9 hours; If you make dinner.
Daughter: ur such a simp, Dad
DILF: *hits vape angrily* Thats it, no vaping for half an hour, bucko.
Daughter *BhGGTCYvUvYYvUGyFycUGfy%^%~?^<*.*%?^€??^#.'!!!!!!!*
DILF: Not now, kid. Gotta do my dilf chores for your Mom, she had another long day at the Nuclear-Brain-Cancer-Research-STEM-Field-Lab. We can play fortnite in 6 to 9 hours; If you make dinner.
Daughter: ur such a simp, Dad
DILF: *hits vape angrily* Thats it, no vaping for half an hour, bucko.
Daughter *BhGGTCYvUvYYvUGyFycUGfy%^%~?^<*.*%?^€??^#.'!!!!!!!*
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Me: oh I’m looking at a Dilf
Friend: wait isn’t that just Johnny depp?
Me: umm yeah what about it 🤨
Me: oh I’m looking at a Dilf
Friend: wait isn’t that just Johnny depp?
Me: umm yeah what about it 🤨
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When someone says they are different than all the rest, but just end up disappointing you in a different way.
He said he was different and would never cheat on me, but then he ghosted me for 3 weeks to play a new video game and left me feeling Diffrapointed.
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