piddly diddly fuck all

absolutely nothing

"have you done your chemistry home work for cekander?" "Yeah right ive dont piddly diddle fuck all."

by Mike Press March 22, 2004

home diddly homie

How Flanders might say the word homie.

Home diddly homie
My girlfriend won't blow me

by The Pittsburgher October 8, 2004

skank diddles

a cum shot in the eye while thinking of matt damon.

after watching bourne identity i had to go get some skank diddles.

by palm hair August 15, 2008

dirdles

the tiny turds that you have to squeeze out at the end of a good sitting of pootime. average diameter: 1/4 inch

"Holy crap dude, flush your dirdles."
"Hey guys, look at my dirdles."

by shermanious September 8, 2005

Didder

Sister, or very close friend. Another way for a girl to state 'girlfriend' whom you have no sexual relations with.

Me and my didders all have the same mom.

Today all the didders went to the movies.

by lafleckv September 5, 2010

jack diddly

Jack shit.

Jacqui doesn't know jack diddly bout my life

by Swaggy42() March 14, 2016

daddle

(Noun) Name for the female genital zone.

As in "That chick diddled her daddle."
Or, "Mary likes to diddle with her daddle all the diddle-long day"

by DMS March 14, 2005