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Urban Dictionary

A website which allows insecure and uninformed teenagers to spout what they erroneously believe is wit, wisdom, or knowledge.

A common occurrence is for fans of a band to beg the reader to be "open minded" about this band, which they "discovered" on mtv. Nevertheless, these entries provide worthwhile amusement at the expense of whining teenagers.

good places to start witnessing pitiable definitions: Green Day, Slipknot, My Chemical Romance, and Evanescence
"d00d, |_||) is 500000 |=|_|(|(1|\| 1337 /\/\4|\|"

"Alas, i've just encountered another braindead definition on Urban Dictionary"
by tridelvior April 15, 2006
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Urban Dictionary Love

When one defines their significant other by their first name on Urban Dictionary. Usually causes near immediate regret, as any love you define on the internet isn't going to last long.
Urban Dictionary Love is so romantique!

Dude, Marcus defined his girlfriend on Urban Dictionary. She dumped him because the second definition for her name was 'Cum guzzling bum bobkin.'
by 6:47 AM November 1, 2006
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urban dictionary

the place where middle aged men go to make sexual jokes about random stuff, or where little kids go to make up "funny" things about themselves, and saying that they have a big dick when it is actually the size of a peanut. or very rarely it can be the place for nerdy scientists to actually put in a definition of a word which nobody enjoys.
fred: hey man whatcha doing?
joe: making a hilarious word definition on urban dictionary.
fred: is it how you have a "huge dick"?
joe: ya...
by the pedo next door February 28, 2017
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Turban Dictionary

I would be completely lost reading Turban Dictionary.
by Diggity Monkeez April 26, 2005
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urban dictionary user

Someone who posts definitions on this site. There are two types of UD Users that I've noticed:
1) The user who tries very hard to post an unbiased opinion and not to take sides.
2) The user who is a complete and total douche and only posts insulting, vulgar, and downright rude definitions. These are also the users who flame like there's no tomorrow, band together to try to remove definitions that they don't agree with, and tend to have small dicks. In short, the users that are ruining this site.
Of the two users, the latter are the reason I resort to wikipedia more than here.
by Matt August 5, 2005
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The Urban Dictionary

A rather screwed site which consists of a voting page that can't be used to vote for real meanings because EVERYONE is spamming on it with... You don't want to go there. It's on the verge of becoming a meme and, as a matter of fact, LET'S MAKE IT ONE!
Hey, want to do some voting on The Urban Dictionary?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by MinecraftVlogMV April 11, 2017
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Urban Dictionary Voting

A feature that was once on the Urban Dictionary website where you could vote for definitions to be either approved or not approved, but has since been removed for some reason?!
Don’t ask me why Urban Dictionary Voting was removed... I have no idea.
by nlolhere June 10, 2021
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