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Professional-Cry-Baby

A person who (cries) or (complains) about every aspect of their (job) at (work). So much so that it often appears as though the only thing the do in a day or get paid to do in a day is to (complain). Most often accompanied by a series of heavy (sighs) and (crocodile tears) which can be produced on command to suit the situation at hand. Tears are used when the maximum amount of (guilt) is required to ensure (sympathy) is displayed by their (coworkers).
Did you hear about poor “so-in-so”, she was told that she could not go to the kitchen for her 2nd (feeding) until (break time.) But don’t feel bad for her, she is a (“Professional-Cry-Baby”.)
Related Words

wine cry 

Noun: exaggerated emotive sobbing after three or more glasses of wine over any subject including lost love, wasted youth, an unrequited crush, family dysfunction or any topic covered on the Lifetime network.

Can also be used as a verb. It should be noted that while many, many of us have practiced this art - no one has mastered it like Taylor Armstrong from the Housewives of Beverly Hills.
I don't know what happened, one minute we're talking about our outfits and the next minute she's wine crying over that loser she used to date.
wine cry by bravodarling December 16, 2011

watchu bouta cry for?

when a person starts to get mad
Boy: bruh, watchu bouta cry for?
Other Boy: Man, i anit bouta cry
Boy: Ok wateva man

plead n' cry 

The emoji sequence (🥺😭) which references the cursed emoji "Powercry". The feeling of intense sadness that will make your eyes cute n' glossy and your tears flow over when you cry.
Plead n' cry is what make you cry like a crazy child. 🥺😭
plead n' cry by El Vocabulario July 14, 2020

No Woman No Cry 

A line originally from a Bob Marley song of the same name about comforting a woman and saying that he will come back for her. Ironically, it is now used by young bachelors around the world as a slogan about how they don’t need female companionship, romance, or sex, thus also making it the opposite of the line “All The Single Ladies.” It is also used a lot upon dumping a girl.

Recently, both the gay and transgender male communities have caught on to using this slogan as well. The gay community sees it as saying they are happy not dating women, and the trans male community uses it to distance themselves from the gender they identified as previously.

It is worth noting, however, that many women find this line offensive, sexist, and even as possible sexual harassment due to the fact they feel it ostracizes and dehumanizes them as objects. Most sensible people, however, have called them out on this clearly bullshit excuse.
“I just dumped that dumb bitch Sherry, no woman no cry!”
Crying without tears. Usually fake.
"Did you see Jordin Sparks when she won American Idol? She totally did the dry cry."
Dry cry by jacque b. July 20, 2008