"John hasn't texted me back in days!"
"He just bought Starcraft 2. I've never seen craftal meth so bad."
"He just bought Starcraft 2. I've never seen craftal meth so bad."
by jessplaysuke October 2, 2011
Get the craftal meth mug.Customers who tend to come in large parties that seperate checks to pay the smallest individual tip. These customers usually order discounted items on the menu, use coupons, and ask for water with extra lemon and sugar to avoid paying the price.
"Do you see those cafe chickens at table 5? Everytime I ask them if they would like something, all I hear is cheap, cheap, cheap!"
"They sound just like little birds!"
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"Do you see those cafe chickens at table 5? Everytime I ask them if they would like something, all I hear is cheap, cheap, cheap!"
"They sound just like little birds!"
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by NiENiE September 20, 2012
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A way of walking when the skin of the legs is chafing. Usually resembles a crab-like scuttle. It is prominent in people that have walked a long way in humid, hot, or damp weather.
A way of walking when the skin of the legs is chafing. Usually resembles a crab-like scuttle. It is prominent in people that have walked a long way in humid, hot, or damp weather.
Jim: "Hey Dan, look at Mike!" Is he doing his crab imitation again?"
Dan: "Nope, he's just chafe-walking."
Dan: "Nope, he's just chafe-walking."
by The wiki Master August 27, 2013
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Get the crabeyeing mug.The act of spending five or more hours in a cafe and buying only one menu item in order to use the free wifi, escape the elements and check out other cafe-goers.
Waiter: I hate cafe campers! They just take up space and never order anything more than one chai latte.
Patron: Cafe Bluebird. Pretty standard coffee, but a fabulous place to go cafe camping.
Patron: Cafe Bluebird. Pretty standard coffee, but a fabulous place to go cafe camping.
by foxinsox130 November 23, 2013
Get the Cafe Camping mug.When an individual who sets up shop at a sit-down coffee house and doesn't have the good graces to step out after they are finished with their drinks. Especially in busy coffee shops like Starbucks.
Jane: Oh my god! I've been looking for a table for our meeting for 10 minutes!
John: I was here earlier and those same people are at that table!
Jane: Ugh, what cafe hogs!
John: I was here earlier and those same people are at that table!
Jane: Ugh, what cafe hogs!
by mrspuff2014 January 9, 2014
Get the cafe hog mug.A place where pre-menopausal women go to assemble substitutions for an enjoyable sex life after 40. The shambled, disheveled appearance of the room is a metaphor for the wreck they once called a love life. This phase is a precursor to Crazy Cat Lady. Avoid anything other than hookups with his type
Guy 1: Yo I heard you you hooked up with some tail last night at the pub.
Guy 2: Yeah, but she had a craft room so I had to bust up outta there.
Guy 2: Woah! I'm surprised she didn't try to get you to change chandelier.
Guy 1: Yo I heard you you hooked up with some tail last night at the pub.
Guy 2: Yeah, but she had a craft room so I had to bust up outta there.
Guy 2: Woah! I'm surprised she didn't try to get you to change chandelier.
by Dickshunharry October 8, 2014
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