cracept

correct said in a drunken manner

It is always cracept to have a mother drunk (*see mother drunk*) present when consuming alcohol.

by superkosmo October 21, 2003

cactus picker

White girl who likes mexican dick

white women are cactus picker who love mexican dick.

by deesnuts29 November 8, 2017

Cracc

To smite down another human being (typically with a bamboo spear).

I cracced my friend when he lost the football game.

by Eggymct November 23, 2018

slippery cactus

A slang word for defining a juicy excited vag that lacks a razor blade for approximately 5 to 10 days, after that you have bush my friends. This is commonly found amongst the dirty gypsy girls nestled in the surrounding hills of the greater Lake Tahoe basin,

Lets go to Past times and see if we can find some slippery cactus.

by bignblack December 4, 2010

Bi-Cactus

A new strain of bi-curious plants

mom look at this bi-cactus I found in the desert

Mark-"I can't believe that John just kissed me on the mouth he must be bi-cactus."

by Alreadyused? November 21, 2010

dusty cactus

A big fat pulsating cock, usually a party of old men with large erections. Similar to a Lemon Party but much dirtier.

Are you going to the Dusty Cactus tonight?

by iCrispyyy October 10, 2014

Hugging the Cactus

When a person anthropomorphizes a fake plant, especially one that is human-like in shape, resulting in an intimate moment with an otherwise unsympathetic object.

Cordell tried his best to impress the nice, young lady at the pool party. Sadly, all his friends knew that the ficus would never return his call. He was hugging the cactus.

by chaunky smelderbodom February 11, 2017