Cartard

A person named carter that acts like a complete retard

what is carters problem? Why is she having flashbacks?
That's just what cartard does

by kunta cuntay April 11, 2019

Cartard

A person whose name is carter but he acts like a total retard,some may think he has tourettes, some may think he is weird, But most people know he's just cartard.

(person 1)Who is that?

(person2)Oh him, his name is Carter we call him Cartard.
(person 1)why?
(person 2) Give him anything pointy and you'll see why .

by kunta cuntay April 11, 2019

Certainfukingly

Totally and completely.
True beyond a shadow of a doubt.
To be 100 percent fuking true and or certain.

To be absolutely sure.

She certainfukingly better get there on time.

I am certainfukingly positive that this word will be used in conversations all around the world.

by Noturnannyb October 3, 2019

contaigo

Having premarital

Stop having contaigo in mom and dads bedroom

by Contaigo December 5, 2019

Coitaled

Aftermath of indulging in the act of coitus.

Luke coitaled Joel very hard last night then let him be little spoon.

by Virgil Heinz November 11, 2019

Carta

He is an amazing guy who always says he is a bad lover but never is and everyone will love him so much that they hate him he is uusualy a little bit chubby but no-one cares and most guys will blame him for being gay because there jealous that carta always gets the good girls and that all girls love him

I met a carta and he was amazing

by Fu*keveryone December 28, 2019

Contagion deniers

People who ignorantly believe that governments are overreacting to the covid-19 pandemic.

It's 3/20/20 and I'm in Colorado, surrounded by contagion deniers. When the Tsunami of sick hits by the first week of April, contagion deniers won't exist, just sorry people who didn't practiçe social distancing when it mattered.

by kdelik March 20, 2020