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cantenna

A diy wireless internet antenna made from a can and used to boost your internet connection to local hotspots and community wireless networks. Also know as a Super Cantenna.
User points a cantenna in the direction of a wireless signal to increase range and connection speed.
by JasonScott September 19, 2006
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contemporaneousity

The Art of being
All on the same planet
at exactly the same Time, or moment
despite the illusion of zones
and invisible, divisible, spatial boundaries.
Sunny was secure in her contemporaneousity.
by skipix December 3, 2006
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ContentKeeper

A extension added by districts who don't want to allow students to access inappropriate or time-wasting websites.
ContentKeeper Expectations:
Kid: "I wanna play some roblox and watch adult content!"
ContentKeeper: "You have been restricted by the district's internet filter policy."
Kid: Oh no! "Just because of this message, I will never play a game again on this computer!"
ContentKeeper Reality:
Kid: "Ima play some roblox for 4 hours then get off"
ContentKeeper: "You have been restricted by the district's internet filter policy."
Kid: "Fuck you, school! Time to use one of my 900 vpns!"
by chikn ALT November 16, 2020
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fudge contest

Two individuals (Male, Male) (Male, Female) (Female, Female May be more difficult), both naked, and alone. one individual gets on all fours, the other on his knees. The individual on all fours begins to poop, while the other individual attempts to keep the poop inside of the pooper. at the end of the poop, the person who kept the most poop where they were supposed to wins, the other must then clean up with their mouth.
Person #1: Phew! I'm glad I won that fudge contest!

Person #2: This tastes terrible!
by WalrusDestroyer March 2, 2014
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Colten

Colten is a lesbian with a vagina
by Chikinbitch1933 September 15, 2019
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Media Center

That place in school where you go in study hall and your supposed to do homework but nobody does and just download viruses and buy airline tickets to Austria and send Pizza Hut pizzas to peoples houses.
Luke: I'm going to the media center
Cody: Yeah lets go download some viruses
Evan: Yeah lets download some viruses and order a pizza
by Tyrone McFriedchicken February 5, 2015
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Selfie-centered

Can be used to describe people, most often girls, who take and post a ridiculous number of selfies to their social media page(s). Often indicative of self-centeredness, conceit, and/or underlying low self-esteem and the need for praise and validation from others.
I was liking that girl until i saw her Facebook page with hundreds of selfies on it. I just can't date someone who is so selfie-centered. It's a deal-breaker for me.
by WinterArmageddon February 6, 2015
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