paper butt condom

The paper used in public restrooms that acts as a protective layer between the bare cheeks of a human and the often urinated, deficated, disgusting toilet seat.

I thought to myself, "Fuckin' shit man, this toilet seat is nasty, better protect my fat ass with a paper butt condom."

paper butt condom by Rubb Dogg June 14, 2009

Bed Condom 

The stretchy sheet you put on the mattress of a bed before putting the actual sheets and blankets on it.

Hey, don't lay directly on the mattress, put a bed condom down on it first.

Bed Condom by RCL93 April 19, 2010

and then the condom broke 

When you see a person walking towards you and you are having a conversation, you say "and then the condom broke" right when the person gets in hearing range to freak them out.

*Rachel walks towards Vince and Nicole*
Nicole: ...and then the condom broke.
Rachel: WHAT?!!?

and then the condom broke by vinnnifer May 19, 2010

Finger Condom 

Traditionally a finger condom to used like a glove to protect a finger that has been cut;

Althought one can use it to protect the finger when finger banging.

When finger banging J wore a finger condom cause his girlfriend hasn't wash her cunt for a week.

Finger Condom by Shadow August 30, 2004

cone condom

The sanitary paper wrapper that surrounds ice cream cones so employees do not physically touch the cone. Sometimes referred to as "conedoms."

Stephen: Let's go to Dairy Queen for ice cream.
Tony: Sounds good, but their cones have those annoying cone condoms on them.

cone condom by Pakers December 27, 2008

foot condom 

Those little one-time-use nylon socks they provide in some shoe stores to use when trying on shoes. They usually come in a box like tissues.

Don't try on that sandal barefoot, use a foot condom!

foot condom by maddi_20 October 7, 2012

candle condom

The act of poring hot wax over an erected penis thus waiting 5 min for the wax to dry to make a candle condom. An easy way to save money and fuck hoes, plus you get some hot sex.

"do you have a condom?!"- the hoe

"no i do not hoe, but i got a hot candle to make me a candle condom"- you

"i like when my twat is hot"- the hoe

"good because im going to tear it up with my candle condom!"- you

candle condom by sbd mofo December 31, 2009