Commentosis

Commentosis, sometimes known as Tweetpression is the depression that engulfs a person when the object of your affection online comments to the comment after yours, and in doing so neglects to acknowledge your contribution to the thread.

The object of your affection- "I really need to get out of the house tonight!"
A person you hate now- "Yeah, same. I'm gonna go train at the gym."
You- "It's my night off, can I shout you dinner and a movie?"
The object of your affection- "Have a great session at the gym!!!"
Your inner monologue- "Total commentosis."

by JayszunVanderwerff July 24, 2011

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Commentardy

The official description of the poor person who comes up with the perfect comeback ... about 6 hours too late.

Guy A - Hey spazoid, have you seen my tape measure?

Guy B - No

(6 hours lapses)

Guy B - I'm so commentardy! I should have said "Yeah, your mom brought it to my house last night to measure how big a real man is." That would've been awesome.

by smeleigh July 21, 2007

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Related Words

comments • commentsations • comment whore • comment section • comment wars • comment bomb • commentversation • Comment Bait • Comment-blocked • Comment Stalker

Communting

v. The act of leaving church early during Holy Communion, to avoid being stopped at the door.

Jake: You still at church? You're going to be late for the party.

Paul: Don't worry, I'm communting right now.

by Lord Gloom December 28, 2008

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commenly

Redneck version of "commonly"

hot sauce

A food item that is applied to foods to make them hotter. Use commenly with chicken.

Yo, give me that hot sauce to put on my chicken mah.

by Peanutman March 09, 2005

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