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The Columbian Clam Chowder

When you are performing oral sex on a womens mouth so hard that she throws up on your cock, when this has been done you now need to shuve it in her vagina, Yummy.
So last night Me and Sam were fucking your mom, and she threw up all over my cock, so what did I do?!? I pulled The Columbian Clam Chowder on her ass. Oh yeah night of my life, plus i hate niggers.
by KyleAndSam September 27, 2009
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Cock Columbo

The most famous of Dick Detectives. A Cock Columbo will leave no stone unturned in his quest for phalic justice.
That Cock Columbo was trying to investigate my schlong in the showers!
by B-Neutron September 11, 2006
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Columbiner

A person who sees Dylan Klebold and Eric Harris as human beings, not caricatures, and in some way empathises with the two boys. Despite the horrible acts they committed, a truly intelligent person is always going to be rational enough to be able to look at a situation from different view-points.

Still, Columbiners do not condone their actions, which should be obvious enough, but, unfortunately, doesn't seem to be, judging by the plethora of stupid comments they continue to receive.
A: You know, I think we've become very good friends lately, and I trust you enough to reveal to you something that I don't really advertise, because I know that many people will view it negatively.

I consider myself to be a Columbiner, which means that I myself am or have been depressed, suicidal, am or have been severely bullied, struggle or have struggled with anxiety, am or have been emotionally neglected or otherwise abused by my parents, et cetera, or, at least possess enough perception to understand how someone in those kinds of positions might feel, and understand the horrid mistakes people with untreated trauma and/or mental illness might commit and have unfortunately commited in the case of the Columbine Highschool Massacre. Though, obviously, I do not condone-
B: A Columbiner? Wow, so, you're one of those weird horny edgy goth emo punk emo Highschool girls who wants to fuck those two dudes. They commited murder, you know??!! And, they're obviously both Psychos, because that's what I heard on TV, and, I also definitely know the correct definition of the term "Psychopath"!!
A: ... I'm a straight 28-year-old dude, if still you haven't noticed???
by RebelliousEthANol March 8, 2021
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calum

mi beautifull sexc buff boom ting
es changd ma life round we dnt gt as much time as we wnt 2 alone tho so evrytime we do its special
bredrin1''yo i hear she still all luvd up wit cal''
bredrin2'' yup nd es da same''
by ?? May 22, 2004
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clump

The clump (on a fat person) is the roll of fat that starts just above the genitalia and ends under the belly-button.
by Mykel Flynn December 16, 2007
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Clumb

it is the past tense for climb
I clumb up the tree to get the cat.
by Kevin Hoffman April 23, 2008
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clumtard

When a persons second toe is longer than their first toe. (first toe being the Big toe). The longer the second toe is the bigger the clumtard.
Did you see how big her second toe is? Wow is she a big clumtard!
by heather baith May 22, 2008
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