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Colonel American

The dialect of American English spoken among the social strata whose members have the greatest opportunity to become linguists. Often erroneously described as a General, despite not having earned such a promotion.
There's no rod-ride merger in Colonel American.
by ___alphabet___ July 6, 2023
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bashful colon

Condition whereby one is unable to defecate in any sort of public bathroom, or in someone else's home.
After Roberta (and her bashful colon) spent a week in Cancun with her new boyfriend, upon returning to her apartment, she took the largest crap of her life.
by Surlygirl July 13, 2006
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The Colonel’s Gravy

The hot, busted load of jizz from an older, southern genetleman.
I took the colonel’s gravy yesterday. It was thick and creamy.

This bar is full of old guys. Looks like the colonel’s gravy is on tap tonight.
by Eaton Holgoode June 15, 2018
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Italian Colonel

When your boyfriend puts his balls in your mouth and he tells you to let them simmer in your sauce for a while.
Tommy got an "Italian Colonel" from his girlfriend last night while he watched the Bucs game!
by Toby4Life January 28, 2021
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d colon

D:
by dcolonization May 6, 2022
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Colon-bowlin'

A term for anal sex.
I went colon-bowlin' with Bruce last night.
by Slam-a-lam-a-ding-ding-ding-dong September 12, 2008
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