coloniel sanders

When a man ejaculates semen on the upper lip of a women's face.

Yo bitch you be needing a coloniel sanders. What's that dude it's when I cum over your upper lip and give you a white stache like the KFC cracker.

by Big Red law dog November 14, 2013

Colonel Dijon

A proud, well dressed member of an elite French military unit, who favors fine wine over bullets, and sit down dinners over skirmishes.

The troops of Colonel Dijon, dressed to the nines, enjoyed a magnificent meal, while the horsemen of General Kazoo slept in the rain, gnawing at melvins which grew on the river bank.

by chasethedoor January 22, 2014

colonoscopy backsplash

When you're giving a colonoscopy, and the patient voluntarily or involuntarily releases gas and/or fluid, resulting in a "backsplash."

Guy 1: How was work? Knock out a lot of colonoscopies today? You are a colonoscopist right?
Guy 2: That's not a thing, but yeah, unfortunately it wasn't great though.
Guy 1: Why??
Guy 2: Well, one of my patients ate way too much Carl's Jr. and I had to deal with mad colonoscopy backsplash. I don't think my shirt will ever be the same.

by thewordlady January 24, 2017

colonel pubice

The strong upstanding pube left in the urinal in the gents.

"Ef me colonel pubice is on patrol again"

after leaving the toilet

by Gyp n Jop October 28, 2017

Coloniza

When one WHITE Colonizer greets another WHITE Colonizer after Colonizing a place.

Bob: Yo what up my Coloniza we fucked this place up!!
Frank: Yea my Coloniza this is our home now!!

by Nguy69 February 25, 2018

colonia high school

the weirdest high school to go to. It is filled with Ghetto, horny and weird ass kids

ewww that bitch goes to colonia high school? tf

by stupidassbitch192 November 14, 2019

Coloncopia

A large variety of assholes.

I've had to deal with a coloncopia this morning.

by Goatman33 May 2, 2020