Not to be confused with gooner.
Coomers are people who participate in the act of cooming but are ashamed and hide it.
Coomers are people who participate in the act of cooming but are ashamed and hide it.
Person 1: I found some questionable images on your laptop; are you a coomer by any chance?
Person 2: Uhh
Person 2: Uhh
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Person 1: “I was talking to my mate and all of a sudden he was pissy at me for no reason”
Person 2: “Dude must’ve had Coomers rage”
Person 2: “Dude must’ve had Coomers rage”
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A combination of Cole... Poltergeist... and orgasm
A combination of Cole... Poltergeist... and orgasm
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James is out there comering with new falsehoods and we're doing a hearing that we've done 8 times. -Congressman Jared Moskowitz
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1: Hey, Valentine's Day is coming up, what are going to do for your SO?
2: Nothing really romantic, we're just going to spend the day together.
1: You're not going to get her something?
2: Why do I have to get her something physical like jewelry or something to prove my love to her? It's just a Commercial Holiday so the fat cats at the top get my money . I don't need one day to prove my love for her.
1: You're selfish.
2: Last time I checked, a relationship requires two people. It's not solely on the guy to make stuff work.
2: Nothing really romantic, we're just going to spend the day together.
1: You're not going to get her something?
2: Why do I have to get her something physical like jewelry or something to prove my love to her? It's just a Commercial Holiday so the fat cats at the top get my money . I don't need one day to prove my love for her.
1: You're selfish.
2: Last time I checked, a relationship requires two people. It's not solely on the guy to make stuff work.
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