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Catherine

she sucks major dick and always has marks o her knees because she's on them so much. She cheats on you when you are married with your bother jared. Got dammit jared! Catherine I want you back pls! I miss our late night facials. Pls!
I fucking hate u JARED you know what Catherine where over.
by Jaketheautardbigdick October 11, 2019
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Catherine

Catherine was born to be a crackhead
by Conejo malo May 13, 2020
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Catherine

A snake, with no loyalty and doesn’t follow the girl code.

She sleeps with everyone she knows and then still proceeds to go after the guy who has a pregnant girlfriend.

Wears way too much make up, wears hair extensions and dresses like a slut.

Drinks way too much and does cocaine.
She’s done a Catherine, sleeping with a guy who’s taken.
by Heyyaslutttt February 14, 2019
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cathitler

when something completely unexpected comes up forcing you to bail on your friends;

cat giving birth to hitler babies
xyz family member had some really unimportant thing happen that forces you to be with them, afk cathitler
by wowraider July 25, 2009
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Cathaholic

Addicted to Catholic rituals. Overt use of Catholic beliefs and forced upon others. Constant overuse of Catholic beliefs and rituals.
She is a good person but such a Cathaholic I need to get away asap?
by owns the jedi July 2, 2015
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catherine chapman

The act of finding a burning faced moose and shouting BAM in it's face. Often done in the mountains while eating a cheeky bit of dolmino's and watching gillimore girls.
Shall we do a catherine chapman? Ah yes, perfect time of day for a chapman..
OH HEY BURNING FACED MOOSE.Fancy going out and getting crunk? No, i can't my face is on fire. bitch.
by vtar March 8, 2011
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beer catheter

A catheter that is specifically designed for the dedicated beer drinker. It eliminates the need for those annoying "pit stops."
Sam: Me and a couple of buds from the homebrewer's club are going to Dublin next month. We're gonna go an a friggin' five-hour pub crawl!

Mike: Awesome, dude, but I sure hope you have your beer catheter in!
by whimzzical June 4, 2010
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