excelsior education center

Should rightfully be named Excelsior Play Center. An actual, legitimate charter/independent-study high school where you can graduate without doing any work. Thousands of students already have discovered the secret of forging parent signatures on log sheets, which are annoying slips of paper that are required weekly and is supposedly proof of student work done. Not only does most of the student population slack off, but it is known that much of the faculty sits around and does NOTHING. However, Excelsior thrives due to a small number of hardworking faculty members and the effort of a very few smart students who, shockingly, actually do the assigned work. But for the most part, be prepared to learn NOTHING.

At Excelsior Education Center:
Student 1: Ok, winter break has ended. For the first week of school, we'll hang out at the mall. The second week, we can hang out at each other's house and watch movies all day. From then on, we'll do whatever we want.

Student 2: Isn't that what we've just been doing on winter break?

Student 1: Yeah...but the thing different is that we'll have to make time to forge our log sheets and "borrow" the answer keys.

by Millanny January 9, 2009

Canter banter

Is it possible to correct a spelling mistake in my definition of 'canter banter' submitted yesterday? The sentence should read "... Canterbury Christ Church OR the University of Kent" and not "OF". Thank you :-)

canter banter

by ellenstone July 27, 2009

front and center

The student that sits in the front and center of every class and asks the teacher stupid questions. Most of the time these questions are irrelevant or rhetorical and just waste time.

Guy #1- I feel like we didn't really get through much material in class today.
Guy #2- That's because front and center kept asking all those stupid questions.

by chick wing September 3, 2009

Cinders

Nickname for Cindy, Cynthia or Cinderella

Phillip calls Cindy "Cinders" when they are playing Lexulous.

by Angel2516 November 24, 2009

Rockville Center

Is it just me or are all RVC girls bitches? and they ain't so hot looking themselves. The best part is that they think they're tough.

That bitch is ugly. She's also a spoiled princess. She must be from Rockville Center.

by priveleged June 27, 2009

Cinderella Style

It's the same as doing it doggy style, but while doing it doggy style, the girl is washing the floor

So I came home and my hot maid was cleaning my house, so we ended up doing it Cinderella Style

by Iman13 May 30, 2008

Chinterview

A very relaxed interview for a job- more like a chat than an interview

Applicant: Crikey, mate! Call that an interview? It was more like a chat!

Employer: Chat, interview, whatever... How about we call it a chinterview? Regardless, I've found out all I need to know.

by red heeler May 15, 2009