christmas clam

when a woman's dress is too short at a Christmas party.

OMG, Judy's dress was so short that when she sat down you could see her Christmas clam.

by snookie1235768942341 December 17, 2010

Christmas Carol

A guide into how to terrorize the top 1% into sharing their wealth.

The top 1% holds far more wealth than bottom 50% combined, we need to summon ghosts of the past, present and future as it is written in the Christmas Carol to scare the shit out of Goldman Sachs so they would give their money back to the community!

by 32121 December 17, 2017

Christmas spirit

A label for the motivation to decorate for Christmas, listen to Christmas music, wear ugly sweaters, and drink eggnog.

The Christmas spirit made me buy fuzzy socks for all my friends.

by KittenKapoodle December 23, 2018

Christmas Crash

The act of falling asleep abruptly (crashing) on the day of Christmas, usually in the evening. This may be due to a variety of reasons, namely: over eating at the family dinner, drinking excessive amounts of alcohol, exhaustion from dealing with family, staying up late on Christmas Eve and waking up early on Christmas (excitement), or just to buy yourself some me time away from the family. The Christmas Crash usually occurs between 8 and 12 hours after waking up on Christmas morning. The slumber may carry over into the night's sleep, causing you to have a disturbed sleeping schedule for a few days.

I think I suffered the Christmas Crash last Christmas...there are pictures of me sleeping on the couch with my stocking in hand while everyone else enjoyed their Christmas.

by christmas crash December 04, 2012

Christmas newb

When someone receives a video game for Christmas, while others have been playing the game for months and PWN the n00bs.

Me: "Dude, look at all these Christmas newbs, they're everywhere. I just went 30-4 on Afghan!"

by BigButtikis December 25, 2009

Christmas Tree

1. A tree people decorate around Christmas time.

2.Christmas tree is a song by Lady GaGa, and it is referring to her vagina.

Lady GaGa's Vag.

"The only place you wanna be is underneath my Christmas tree."

"oh oh oh Christmas,my Christmas tree is delicious"

-Lady GaGa

by MY_CHRISTMASTREE_IS_DELICIOUS December 23, 2009

wiccan christmas

A made-up term by an idiot with no knowledge of Wicca.

"Dude, is that Evan digging through our dumpster?"
"Wait, what did you do with Muffy the Cat's body?"
"Oh, shit. Today is wiccan christmas, isn't it..."
" 'Wiccan christmas'? Evan's not Wiccan, he's just a little creep."

by Long-time Wiccan May 07, 2009