Chode Law

Chode law was created after a lifetime of studying by one of the greatest engineers the Midlands has ever seen. He wishes to remain unknown but will forever be heralded by those who know him for his excellent research and thesis on Chode Law.

Chode Law states that; The length of a chode is inversely proportionate to its girth.

Your penis is like a coke can....

Chode law baby, chode law!

by Shotgun_Norman October 2, 2017

Chubada Chode

A more, vulgur use for chode. Seen more often as an insult. However it can be used to describe a rounded chode, as opposed to an oblong chode. The chubada chode is opposite of a woogie chode almost little or no hair, and looks more like a wrap.

1. Don't be such a fucking chubada chode.

2. The burrito I ordered at Taco Bell looks like Wendy's fat chubada chode.

by Mansex Extraordinaire October 20, 2004

Red Chode Salad

A red chode salad refers to either

a) a swollen red chode which has "tossed the salad" referring to playing with the anal region

or

b) a large chode that has "tossed the salad" too deeply, eg penetrated the anal region too deeply and has ended in a bloody mess

Mellissa: "Bob and I tried to toss the salad last night, but it ended more as a red chode salad"

by ChodeMaster_RCS June 8, 2010

Sober Chode

A chode that is sober.

Person 1: "Dude! Where the fuck is Alex?"
Person 2: "He stayed home... didnt want to come out tonight."
Person 1: "What a sober chode."

by Breckin April 29, 2010

G-CHODE!!!

The realist sk8 cru in all of north america, not to be fucked wit, ever, straight killahs

yo last nite outside da club this nigga rode by on his skateboard n blew half the mothafuckas away wit the uzi..who? one a dem G-CHODE!!! niggas dawwg. dey ain playin

by SquirmySlinky January 27, 2013

son of a chode

A person that is chode spawn(Male). They usually act just like their parents(Chodes). They definitely have microscopic chodes for which they are resented.

Dude Anthony was such a son of a chode when he flashed everyone at the party!

by A Dog 69 May 8, 2009

Little yellow chode

A minion from the despicable me movie.

'What's your least favourite movie?'

'Despicable me, I hate those little yellow chodes.'

by Apricot Hoe September 4, 2016