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"checks and balances" system

A form of government-operation whereby you are guaranteed "level" or "fair overall" treatment if you are generous with your "checks" to bribe local/state/federal officials, or if you are sufficiently rich (i.e., you have a large enough "balance" in da bank) that said officials feel obliged to make special allowances for you.
We may ostensibly have a "checks and balances" system, but it never seems to help out "da little guy" very much.
by QuacksO January 1, 2019
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Chanksplin

A term used for someone who is saying bad things about themselves, but you an intellectual, doesn’t know how to disagree.
Them: OMG I’m like totally proper ugly mate
Me: jeez stop being such a chanksplin!
by Jigglybanana January 28, 2019
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Crackskin

A crackskin is a very nice way to call a black person. Most blacks will take it politely and may give you sloppy seconds!
Listen here ya damn crackskin. If I see another one of you in my damn country, I'm gonna chase you out with a damn shotgun!
by Faptastic Master July 14, 2019
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Clacks

A person that do you dirty and expect you to clap back like 1 to 100
Awh he did me clacks but it’s ok doe.
by Hypo November 13, 2019
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Chucks

Cree slang also short for chucksees.

Another word for penis.
Quit tugging on your chucks it will grow on it's own.
by Sackbear April 18, 2020
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Chackerel

(Noun)

1. A person (or persons) whose personality appears positive on paper, but in actuality is disappointing in the extreme. Usually rather arrogant and suffers from grandiose delusions.

2. (informal) A disappointing, unpleasant and foul person with no self-awareness.

Shorthand of "Chive Mackerel"
"My date the other night turned out to be a complete chackerel."

"Don't be such a chackerel mate. You're better than that."
by 10KMRM April 22, 2020
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chanksploon

phil lesters innocent version of cumming.
johnnie: yeah m8 i totally chanksplooned in her

phil: i chanksplooned your mums face
dan: do we wanna know what that means-
phil: *shakes head*
dan: -oKAYY
by angie acab June 26, 2020
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