Golden Carrot

This takes some effort. First you piss in a toilet then dip your dick in it then finally stick it in a chicks arsehole.

Man I'll never do the Golden Carrot that's fucking sick, the guy who created is fucked up in the head.

by Odin September 24, 2004

Carrot

If you do not know who Carrot is look up Sockmonger.

"The editor of Sockmonger is Carrot."

by CabbageTwoThousand December 15, 2008

carrot cake cunt muffin

the firecrotch that lives in room 202, Jwhat? Jaywoooo

the fire crotch in room 202 is a carrot cake cunt muffin.

by jamesdondero December 9, 2008

rusty carrots

See also bowel carrots.

Basically the same thing, but describes the turd(s) after it passed into a second environment e.g. bog, public bin, tesco bag, bush etc.

Can be associated with human or animals.

I was walking the dog in the park one day when I came across a group of rusty carrots. Once I trod on one of them, breaking the skin, I began to realise these fellas were delivered by no human!

by vindows wertex September 30, 2007

down to the carrots

When something is ending or coming to an end.

As the racers approaced the finish line the race was down to the carrots.

by N1CK5TER January 2, 2009

Carrot

a orange vegetable that makes you see in the dark (ye right)

why have i got carrots in my sick i havn't had carrots (it is the eight wonder of the world)

by marie August 11, 2003

carrot shredder

its the same thing as sucking a dick

your a carrot shredder !

by shelly May 13, 2005