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captain of windustry

Much like a captain of industry, a captain of "win"dustry excels at generating massive amounts of win like no one else's business, and/or amassing an immense amount of win over a long period of time. Such a person contributes greatly to the community at large by being awesome and detracting from the suckage and failure of others through their actions.
Chet: That dude just sunk five cups in a row in pong, made out with three chicks and talked the cops out of busting our party all while getting a Killtacular in Halo.

Brad: That bro is totally a captain of windustry.
by G-guy May 28, 2010
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Captain Zap

Notorious hacker from the late 1980's. Is said to have performed the biggest hack ever, when he changed all the clocks at AT&T inorder to turn nightime rates into daytime rates, and vice versa.
Captain Zap got me FREE long distance!!! YAY!!!
by Stuntman November 2, 2004
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captain bumsex

A creature by the name of Manboobs who goes aroung bothering ringpieces frantically while his victims are asleep.
"I've got an arse like a Japanese flag this morning, Captain Bumsex must have ridden my botty again last night."
by frank pubes April 24, 2006
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captain starfish

Someone, usually a self-absorbed, often delusional individual who chooses to post endlessly grandiose, pointless, rambling texts, in an attempt to garner contempt from fellow forum members.

The etymology is a combination of "Captain Obvious" and "chocolate starfish"
Thank you, Captain Starfish. (The usual reply to the person.)
by Peter the Catfish Eater. June 17, 2014
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captain debauchery

a bartender superhero alias who lives in edmonton alberta.
His special powers include being able to out drink and out party the common folk.If you are caught drinking with him

beware of his weakness vodka.
Captain Debauchery is having another epic party.
by burninoil January 2, 2012
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arse captain

someone who commands ass attention 24/7 by trannie cocks
by big fraze June 20, 2008
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Captain DoucheBeard

He is one of the few Admiral Douchebags, sailing the office halls, highschools, and other public places. Often confused with Captain Redbeard, but rather than being a ginger, he has jet black hair.

He is often seen wearing a pair of sunglasses a wifebeater. Nothing can stop his greasy hair and fake Italian/New Jersian accent, for he as always dreamed of being a cast member on the Jersey Shore

He spends his days pointing at his biceps, following women, making promises he can't keep, blasting his shitty music, revving his car at anyone who dares walk "his" streets, lifting 20-pound dumbells while drinking Martinis, tanning while it's cloudy out, insulting anyone who wears the wrong brand shoes, complaining about his cellphone service, emptying gallons of spray deodorant, and banging your girlfriend.
Tom: What a douche!
Brady: That's Captain DoucheBeard.
by iSpeakDaTruthz March 4, 2011
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