Canadian Dickwad

A game much like football or rugby. Better when played in small groups (four vs. four at most). Players run up and down the field trying to get a touchdown. You may only take five steps before passing the ball. When either team has gotten a goal, or the ball goes out-of-bounds, the opposite team takes the ball and throws it in the air. There is then a mad dash to reach it first. Contact is allowed and encouraged.

"Man, Canadian Dickwad sure is a fun game to watch!" or "Ah, Im exhausted after playing Canadian Dickwad."

by CrystalButler! May 22, 2008

canadian army

relatively small compared to the us, however, they do not require a large military force (we don't plan on invading anyone), as most canadians are smart, hard working ppl that may join the military to help with education fees, honour, etc. Most americans join the US because they are high school drop-outs, or prisoners

canadian army, we don't invade!

by chrisguy February 13, 2004

Canadian baconback

when your having sex with your girl and she starts to get dry grab some bacon grease and use it as lube, when you done smack her in the face with your penis and tell her to go make you some breakfast.

Bro 1: yo im hungry do you wanna get some breakfast

Bro 2: naw im cool i just got some canadian baconback

by Blackass_420 May 12, 2009

Canadian Wave

A canadian wave is an act where two males participate in a 69 position but standing up and holding each others ankles. Then proceed to pleasure each other with oral sex whilst gyrating there bodies in a wave like motion.

Me and dave got so wasted last night we had a canadian wave it got toooo messy but certainly was thrilling.

by McBeast.com November 21, 2009

canadian idol

A spinoff of American Idol that is rigged just like the original but is made much more obvious.

Canadian Idol's telephone lines made me vote for Jenny when I voted for Ryan, again.

by Poo September 3, 2003

canadian rudder

The sexual act of being forced to move a girl's arm as she holds one's penis to obtain pleasure due to her inexperience or lack of ability. Also known as the inverted form of a dutch rudder.

I pulled my dick and she said 'I don't know what to do', so I had to perform a Canadian rudder.

by unluckilygettinlucky July 8, 2010

Canadian Snorkel

the act of using a crazy straw to enable going down on a woman deeply for an extended period of time.

Dave went down on Becky for so long, he had to bust out a Canadian Snorkel. She wants to marry him now.

by Gamilon April 16, 2010