When one queefs in their partner's mouth and their partner burps it back into their mouth. Also known as a regurgitated queef.
Last night, I asked my lover to queef in my mouth and afterwards went I went to kiss her, I Cali-queefed her instead.
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Marijuana (Cannabis) that comes from California, typically licensed Dispensaries that is of quality to be considered "Gas" (High THC%)
by BongMan_420 October 22, 2023
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by Top Square November 9, 2023
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Characters:
Martha the cat lady: a lust for feline love borders on the psychotic, but don't tell her that, those pussies have claws. Weapon: cats (1/5 chance of rabies)
Lonely Jim: he's quite lonely, that's why he has a large hatchet. Weapon: hatchet
Mike: driven broke by bad investments, and by never having money in the first place, mike turned to drugs. Weapon: bath salts (1/5 chance to OD)
Yoda: you can't tell me this guy isn't homeless, i mean... look at him. Weapon: lightsaber
Bjord: after he won world's greatest beard, he gambled away his fame and fortune. Weapon: miscellaneous items drawn from his beard.
Join these beloved characters and more in the epic new game Homeless Calibur, where the objective of the game is to get the legendary sock full of shit, which has been said is the key to taking down the government and finally liberating the oppressive nature of the system we have all been condemned to.
Characters:
Martha the cat lady: a lust for feline love borders on the psychotic, but don't tell her that, those pussies have claws. Weapon: cats (1/5 chance of rabies)
Lonely Jim: he's quite lonely, that's why he has a large hatchet. Weapon: hatchet
Mike: driven broke by bad investments, and by never having money in the first place, mike turned to drugs. Weapon: bath salts (1/5 chance to OD)
Yoda: you can't tell me this guy isn't homeless, i mean... look at him. Weapon: lightsaber
Bjord: after he won world's greatest beard, he gambled away his fame and fortune. Weapon: miscellaneous items drawn from his beard.
Join these beloved characters and more in the epic new game Homeless Calibur, where the objective of the game is to get the legendary sock full of shit, which has been said is the key to taking down the government and finally liberating the oppressive nature of the system we have all been condemned to.
Jesus Christ, Homeless Calibur is so goddamn politically incorrect.
Where the fuck is that sock full of shit, Martha keeps raping me with her fucking cats, what a cunt!
Where the fuck is that sock full of shit, Martha keeps raping me with her fucking cats, what a cunt!
by JayBaby June 17, 2013
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He’s hot as hell and uses words like “keen” which confuses us Americans but it’s alright.
When he blows up and becomes famous... just remember that the person that wrote this is an OG. Suck my toes.
He’s hot as hell and uses words like “keen” which confuses us Americans but it’s alright.
When he blows up and becomes famous... just remember that the person that wrote this is an OG. Suck my toes.
Aydan Calafiore won’t like my instagram post.
Aydan Calafiore has nice hair.
Aydan Calafiore has a nice BlOoDy Australian accent!
Aydan Calafiore has nice hair.
Aydan Calafiore has a nice BlOoDy Australian accent!
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Guy: Wassup sexy lady! Where you from?
Girl: I'm from Southern California.
Guy: Ohhh yeah bitch!!!! Lets go have sex in your mansion!!
Girl: Whoa!!!! How much money you got in your account??
Girl: I'm from Southern California.
Guy: Ohhh yeah bitch!!!! Lets go have sex in your mansion!!
Girl: Whoa!!!! How much money you got in your account??
by AdomC June 12, 2015
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