cacs

C.A.C.S.- stands for Crazy Ass Cum Slut...

aka- some girl who is a big slut, really drunk, or really easy

"Look at that girls outfit, her thong is showing... what a cacs"

"That girl is so drunk and really trying to screw someone...CACS!"

by Ryan DeVoe July 27, 2007

canus

when there is a tear from cunt to anus during birth (due to sidewinder baby), creating the "black hole"

i gave my mom a sick canus when i was born

by K April 26, 2005

Cactusexual

I identify as one primarily cause im a prick, but to go into detail

Cactusexual, it means im generally sexually attracted to everything, just some more and some less....cause i love the puss and am kinda a spermaphobe....also i dont like crazy kinky shit , but you may be different, basically if you relate to quagmire you are a cactusexual

I identify as a cactusexual cause im a prick...cactus brethren unite

by Snazzy-kun June 29, 2018

Sweaty Cactus

When a woman forgets to shave her vaginal area, and it is quite sweaty.

OUCCHHH that hurts my genitalia, your sweaty cactus is rubbin my penis!!!!S

by ttbk January 16, 2010

Your some cactus!

To describe a person who has performed a idiotic act and remains ignorant to the foolishness of their actions.

Johnny has just tried to throw a pizza into the oven from a distance of 5 metres. Mid-flight, the toppings fall off.

Johnny, YOUR SOME CACTUS!

by Sean Gallagher January 14, 2008

Camus

Person that has a small knowledge about sports and general knowledge.

Matteo: Are you a camus?
Mil: No of course not! Apparenlty I'm an almighty god.
Matteo: ohh.

by All knowing person 23 January 4, 2010

Nipping Cactus

Taking needles and putting them through your skin on your fingers and poking someone in the asshole until they fart in your face.

"Dude, I pulled a Nipping Cactus on you over an hour ago and it still stanks!"

by A.R. McCumindabutt September 9, 2003