Borderline Sex Offender

Something that you call your mom. Go. Go tell your mom shes a Borderline Sex Offender. she'll love it!!!

Dad your such a Borderline Sex Offender.

by PenInMyAss June 19, 2020

boxer snake

bologna pony, trouser snake, schlong, sausage train

His boxer snake looked like a sausage link saturated in anal acid.

by Bologna pony December 16, 2008

borderline grenade

A girl/guy who is close to being a grenade but not completely. Also not a land mine either.

How can I put it? I like this guy but he is a borderline grenade.

by vicman1234 January 12, 2011

Boxer Posture

The slant-rhyming euphemism for the curving of someone's upper spine, originating from the way boxers often hunch their backs.

Person 1: Hey man sit up straight, you've got some bad scoliosis. Person 2: Nah dude, that's just my boxer posture

by Jethro_Durden February 25, 2011

Buttmunch Border Hopper

I mixed boy with a mustache who looks slightly mexican and is a big jerk.

I know! He's a Buttmunch border hopper, that's what he is.

by rockinrollinv.v December 29, 2010

chatter boxxer cluster fucker

a chatter boxxer cluster fucker is just that! someone who just doesn't stop pressing the enter button on chat in social networking, and cluster fucker the whole situation. I am pretty good at this...on purpose...just to piss off friends for the hell of it. i am doing it too urban dictionary at the moment.....they can't keep up for shit!

i am the chatter boxxer cluster fucker of all chatter boxxer cluster fuckers!

by kwu2 March 9, 2011

Straight pipe no border

Straight pipe no border, expressed more commonly in its abbreviated form, "SPNB".

Defined as the absence of the typical male contraceptive (Condom) during coitus.

In more general senses, can be used to delineate the use of a straight exhaust system on a motor vehicle.

I porked a total nade Straight Pipe No Border last night! I need to get checked out asap!

by Bottle_o_Beer September 23, 2010