There’s a snake in my boot

When you are expecting a fart but shart and it leaks down your leg into your shoe

Dude, we gotta go, I meant to fart but now there’s a snake in my boot

by Bernstyle April 10, 2022

toot it and boot it

The action of copulation with the opposite sex after a brief introduction at a local nightclub, which is then led to a prompt depart usually from the male partner but is not out of the ordinary from the female; resolution of contact

I met her in the club
then I said wassup
I took her to the crib
and you know I fucked
yea toot it and boot it

by Keybo. February 20, 2011

Splooge n' Boot

Essentially, the Splooge and Boot is when a man is receiving pleasure from a lady, whatever it is he is receiving, and then splooges. He then proceeds to somehow get rid of the woman. This because he splooged and was satisfied and now wants to go about his daily routine, whatever it may be. The man received his satisfaction and has now lost interest in the woman, it happens. Some people just loose their willingness to go on and so they go for the boot. For you see, some men do not want to spend hours cuddling or talking to the girl. THEY JUST WANT TO SPLOOGE. Therefore, using all of his cunning the man attempts to get rid of the girl using either a real excuse i.e. “I have a dinner in a half hour and I must get there early so that I can help out.” or just a lousy but understandable one i.e. “You know, I have guests out there maybe I should go out and keep them company just to make sure they’re doing alright”. This is pretty much the major benefit of the Splooge and Boot, that you have gotten rid of the woman and you are now free to do as you please. You can now play Xbox, watch TV, play guitar, go to the driving range, cook a 5 course meal or build a fort made of pillows. The sky is the limit.

David: Hey Gregoire, did you hear? Tony performed the Splooge n' Boot on a lady once again!

Gregoire: That is simply unbelievable. How could one individual possess such incredible tagging of splooging and booting??!!

David: I know right!

by thegansteroflove November 14, 2011

i boot

Means you cant be assed to do something
Originated at Purbrook Park School

"oi keet, wanna go down the heath?"
"nah i boot"

by xXmilfXx February 28, 2009

nike boot

a boot made by nike. Popular in DC, MD, and VA. (DMV)
favored over timberland boots in the above area. Basically endorsed by the upcoming Rapper from DC known as Wale.

1. "Flyer than the rest of em, still got my nike boots!" - Wale

by that DMV guy January 14, 2008

das boot

Mini series now on DVD.The best WW2 film by far.You really want the crew to perform the mission and return safely to port.In today's politically correct world it may be best to keep sympathy for this regime to yourself.Thinking aloud may lead to you committing a thought crime.

"...aircraft attacking at 270 degrees....ALAAAARM!......."

by WESER May 21, 2004

Anal Boot

An anal boot is when you take a pitcher of beer, everyone spits in it, someone stirs it with their cock and then the mixture is poured through the crack of a man's ass and into the waiting mouth of the loser of a bet or drinking game.

Will got the anal boot for losing his bet about Brittney

by BratGigi August 14, 2006