booning

Hooning in the boonies(country/middle of nowhere)

"Hey guys, going booning later"

by The boonigan man September 16, 2017

procrasti-booking

Using facebook as a means of distraction from studies or work that you should be doing instead.

Matt: "So hows that paper going for you so far?"

You: "Well, I haven't exactly started..."

Matt" "Are you serious its due tomorrow morning! What..have you been procrastibating?"

You: "No, but almost as bad. I've been procrasti-booking. I got on facebook for just a minute and now I've been procrasti-booking for the past two hours."

by random_kid_clock-in August 30, 2010

BUTT BOOKING

when you sit on your phone and accidentally start posting on facebook.

Dude, what is all this nonsense on my wall? Were you Butt Booking me again?

I can't believe I Butt Booked my ex-girlfriend, now she thinks I'm stalking her.

by wisdumb2oof February 21, 2011

Cody Bolinger

cody, well he used to be a player but he changed...hes reallly sweet and caring, and so adorable and cute!♥

Awww, He's such a Cody Bolinger :)

by amberrr012 November 3, 2011

Hard-boiling

Hard-boiling occurs when a person sends a message digitally (text message, phone call e-mail etc.) and the recipient does not want to respond. One may not know they are hard-boiling another until it is already occurring. The recipient who chooses not to respond is thus 'poaching'.

Text Message "Hey Ethan, I think you should lose the mustache." Ethan's response? Didn't even pull his phone out of his pocket. You are straight up Hard-Boiling Ethan.

by Chiefsandchopper December 1, 2011

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by bluetextman July 29, 2021

Bowling from the pavillion end

One who is a filthy homosexual.

Sarah: "Wow! He's hot!"

Mabel: "Forget it. He's bowling from the pavillion end."

by weeleydangle October 13, 2007