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Bloomberged

GN got Bloomberged.
by The.Real.Hueristic August 22, 2025
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Bloom scrolling

When you are reading stories or looking at memes that are genuinely positive. The opposite of doom scrolling.
I spend 30 minutes a day bloom scrolling to remember there's still good in the world.
by Anonymous Sunflower September 12, 2025
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Bloomscrolling

Scrolling through social media for good news where the more you look through it the more faith you have in humanity.
I don't doomscroll for hours, instead I go bloomscrolling so that I feel better about the world
by Shadow_Marionette September 12, 2025
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bloomberg

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to bloomberg out of something
to be bloomberged

(as a multi-billion dollar conglomerate) to threaten a journalist, youtuber, or small business with legal action (in the hopes to further your own revenue stream) and then not actually follow through with the legal action for reasons unmentioned but (and the public can assume) most likely because the financial cost to go through actual legal action would not be worth the reward, if there even is one (but most likely not).
Person 1: Yo did you hear? Bloomberg just bloomberged Gamer's Nexus.
Person 2: Lol typical Bloomberg, bloomberging all over themselves.
by jorjorjorjorz September 15, 2025
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Bloomberg

verb - To bitch out.
verb (transitive) - The act of bitching out.
noun - The result of bitching out.
Karen started the argument full of bluster, but in the face of overwhelming righteousness, she proceeded to Bloomberg.
by DuckofFail September 16, 2025
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Bloodfart Apocalypse

1)The aftermath of having eaten too many spicy foods and pickled foods together, resulting in the kind of flatulence that is explosive, hot, humid, and/or explosive in nature, tearing hemorrhoids on the way out.
2)when one shits themselves to death after being poisoned or plagued
"this gas could gag a shithouse rat, hopefully it doesn't end up being a Bloodfart Apocalypse."
by PhatSphoincter October 2, 2025
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Bloodfart Apocalypse

1)The aftermath of having eaten too many spicy foods and pickled foods together, resulting in the kind of flatulence that is explosive, hot, humid, and/or explosive in nature, tearing hemorrhoids on the way out.

2)when one shits themselves to death after being poisoned or plagued
"this gas could gag a shithouse rat, hopefully it doesn't end up being a Bloodfart Apocalypse."
by PhatSphoincter October 3, 2025
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